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3.1 hrs on record
make sure you turn the OG banger of a theme on
Posted 27 January, 2024.
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6.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
you can drop ♥♥♥♥ on the landmines i was right the whole time. now we're dead.
Posted 27 November, 2023. Last edited 27 November, 2023.
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332.4 hrs on record (281.0 hrs at review time)
i suck but i love it. this game has sucked the life out of me
Posted 10 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
120.8 hrs on record (61.9 hrs at review time)
Before i say anything let it be known that i liked the halo 4 multiplayer so my expectations are not that high, yet this game still managed to piss me off.

Problem 1 (the one everyone's talked about): Customization
Whoo this ones a doozy. i hate the customization so much armor cores were a dumb idea. why cant i switch different armor pieces? instead i can only switch little bits of armor and mostly just accessories. This was pretty bid problem and what did 343 do? they allowed universal visors '_' .

Problem 2: Progression
its just bad. no performance based xp

this games been out for a year now.

cmon bro.

Problem 3: Campaign

I Love Halo Campaigns and i always have. This one wasn't the worst and is definitely an improvement from the last. but this game is soooo tedious and the weapon and the pilot are so annoying and cringy. The weapon just sounds so stupid sometimes and the pilot is total ♥♥♥♥♥. I'm playing a game where i am a super soldier and my main companions are a naive robot and a "marine" who's to afraid to shoot a gun?

The dialogue in halo 4 wasn't even that bad but its like after halo 4, 343 was on shrooms when they wrote the next two games.

the doodoo ass dialogue aside, the campaign was very repetitive and i don't like the open world aspect at all much rather have small levels than a bunch of same old same old bases to attack so i can have upgraded guns.

last problem cause i'm bored of typing this out Vehicles

Campaign: the only useful vehicles in campaign are the wasp and the Razorback

the Razorback is actually fun to load up the marines you cant kill for some reason and go into the heart of a base especially once you unlock the rocket launcher and proceed to give one to each marine. An Explosive Mess. another reason the Razorbacks good its the only vehicle with decent durability.

The wasp is good because it can fly but its bad because it can be destroyed with a cleverly thrown toothpick. the end.

Multiplayer:

Durability is the main problem. i swear every vehicle in this game is weaker than a halo 2 ghost.

(i'm aware durability has been updated but i haven't played since then, Shouldn't have been broken in the first place}
Vehicle explosions are LAME.

Conclusion game not fun game bad, 343 Fix yo Gameeee

Posted 15 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
793.9 hrs on record (751.6 hrs at review time)
this game ruined my life. im now addicted to meth, my kids hate me and my wife left me.
Posted 1 August, 2022. Last edited 17 May, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
probably the dumbest game ive ever had the misfortune of finding and now it cost money.

pretty gay bro
Posted 21 January, 2021.
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188.3 hrs on record (43.3 hrs at review time)
i beat off to this
Posted 21 December, 2019.
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4.5 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
great free game but can be challangeing
Posted 18 February, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
188.1 hrs on record (105.5 hrs at review time)
AMAZING..... but does get boring over time but youll want to go back to it later and play over and over again GREAT GAME
Posted 1 August, 2017.
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