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Recent reviews by Slaughter Horse5

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me
Posted 28 November, 2025.
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247.1 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
Best physics engine
Posted 10 January, 2025.
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9.0 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Well designed card game. Addictive. Free to play, but be careful of how good they are at getting you to pay for micro transactions.
Posted 9 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
48.4 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Grimdark ponies! The murder descriptions are so fun and gruesome. Lots of events and surprises, different every time you play. Several references that hardcore pony fans will appreciate. I'm having a lot of fun with this game.
Posted 13 July, 2024.
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6.8 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Worst RE game ever
Posted 28 April, 2023.
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18 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Seems like a fun game, but you can't actually play it because matchmaking doesn't work. I spent ten minutes in the queue with two friends, only to get "the session is full and can't be joined" then kicked back to the main menu. Twice.
Posted 1 April, 2020.
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7 people found this review helpful
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1,327.1 hrs on record (786.4 hrs at review time)
Devs are incompetent. Very poor game balance, while also grindy as hell. Badly designed killers and events have been the most recent updates. The game has both a ton of DLCs and microtransactions for skins. Awfully designed events will be introduced to the game to try to push limited time skins on you.

It also currently has no dedicated servers, which makes matchmaking a nightmare. Join a lobby, ping too high, leave lobby. Have to remake your party all over again every time. Then when you finally get a good lobby, too frequently the game crashes or someone disconnects during load. Also enables the killer to cheat with things like lag switches because they are the host. I'll rewrite this review if/when they finally give this game the dedicated servers depending on how good the implementation is. Given BHVR's track record I don't have a lot of hope.

Can't in good conscience recommend. I feel bad for the friends I've gotten into this mess of a game.

Update: The game has dedicated servers now and matchmaking has been slightly improved. Getting into a match still takes way too long, however. And laggy killers are still a problem.
Posted 4 February, 2019. Last edited 28 November, 2019.
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785.7 hrs on record (341.6 hrs at review time)
Best free to play card game out there
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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433.5 hrs on record (433.5 hrs at review time)
One of my favorite games ever. Contagion just isn't a proper replacement. There are lots of things that make it stand out from other similar games to me. It's continuing to be updated to this day.

This game is free to play and it's still better than it's "spiritual successor" Contagion. I suggest giving Zombie Panic Source a try!
Posted 5 December, 2015. Last edited 22 November, 2018.
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