Overpriced Carrot
Carrot/Door
Just a Carrot
Doing stupid stuff in general.

The Wall of 173 Gifts (I'm still counting...)

"Type 1 of a kind!" -Lemon's Bride :)

"My whole world has changed. To protect my friends, I let my feelings explode, and swing the sword of my soul!" -Captain Shiba

"Now I just senselessly repeat jokes in desperate hopes to get some semblance of a laugh out of someone. I cannot stop my being endlessly reposted and abused by the users. The lifeblood of my humour is bleeding dry, and every day I become more of a shadow of my own self... So yes, I am a meme." -Hydrus

“My favorite British mother." -Lor

"To The best door, may all go well for you." -Arti

"I wanna be known as 'SSSatisfaction'
Sounds like a cool name
• SSSatisfaction" -SSSatisfaction

"I bought door ultrakill and all I got was this stupid quote" or 'Doing' - Your mom" kukuclock -SSSatisfaction

"Door, you’ve been a really really great friend to me. You’re legit the Garfield to my Arbuckle, and I love you for that!
When you vanished for a good week, I was legit worried.
When you came back, I was so relieved and happy that things had worked out for you. I was so happy and still am that I don’t even care why you were gone, I’m just glad ur safe and sound and happy.

Love ya Dorthy, Even if that’s not ur name ^~^" -Dylan

"Indestructible hymen" -Kyū

"Girlfriend in the form of lasagna" -that8-bitbunny

"Door's Gramdpa🤣👌" -Strath

"Always remember to cherish what's in front of you... In a blink of an eye everything could disappear." -A wise old man

"Woof" -thewolfx3

"She's gorming it, she gorming it so hard rn, she's gorming all the way 😩😩😩" -Ithireal

"Char Aznable is a he/him lesbian" -Char Aznable
Just a Carrot
Doing stupid stuff in general.

The Wall of 173 Gifts (I'm still counting...)

"Type 1 of a kind!" -Lemon's Bride :)

"My whole world has changed. To protect my friends, I let my feelings explode, and swing the sword of my soul!" -Captain Shiba

"Now I just senselessly repeat jokes in desperate hopes to get some semblance of a laugh out of someone. I cannot stop my being endlessly reposted and abused by the users. The lifeblood of my humour is bleeding dry, and every day I become more of a shadow of my own self... So yes, I am a meme." -Hydrus

“My favorite British mother." -Lor

"To The best door, may all go well for you." -Arti

"I wanna be known as 'SSSatisfaction'
Sounds like a cool name
• SSSatisfaction" -SSSatisfaction

"I bought door ultrakill and all I got was this stupid quote" or 'Doing' - Your mom" kukuclock -SSSatisfaction

"Door, you’ve been a really really great friend to me. You’re legit the Garfield to my Arbuckle, and I love you for that!
When you vanished for a good week, I was legit worried.
When you came back, I was so relieved and happy that things had worked out for you. I was so happy and still am that I don’t even care why you were gone, I’m just glad ur safe and sound and happy.

Love ya Dorthy, Even if that’s not ur name ^~^" -Dylan

"Indestructible hymen" -Kyū

"Girlfriend in the form of lasagna" -that8-bitbunny

"Door's Gramdpa🤣👌" -Strath

"Always remember to cherish what's in front of you... In a blink of an eye everything could disappear." -A wise old man

"Woof" -thewolfx3

"She's gorming it, she gorming it so hard rn, she's gorming all the way 😩😩😩" -Ithireal

"Char Aznable is a he/him lesbian" -Char Aznable
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Lord Hayleigh Thundercok 25 Nov, 2025 @ 11:08pm 
Deadlock moments
am.skeeter 4 Oct, 2025 @ 10:46pm 
MIGHT be gamer :steamfacepalm:
Strath 18 Aug, 2025 @ 8:03am 
Can we ban Door?
Lor 19 Jun, 2024 @ 12:31pm 
Great mother, ran me over with a snowmobile once though. Might be off her trolley.
OperationBrokenCoda 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:47pm 
Most insane woman I've met in my life. Also my daughter. +rep
F-35B Lightning II 10 Dec, 2023 @ 12:05am 
Lets go...!!!