Tom

dude... i remember playing you you. you were so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick. every round youd run it down mid and just DINK DINK DINK one tap all of us bro. made me so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad. everyone on my team was screaming and my friend who was with me hasnt talked to me since.... i literally cried for a solid 30 minutes after that game and my mom made a rule where i couldnt play on school nights anymore.. screw u man

jotun clown. get gud

+rep bro is well skating in crucible

stealing a minecraft girlfriend is some real Corleone behavior

Hey what is with you? Why did my minecraft girlfriend respawned on your bed? Explain this or you are in big trouble.

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NICE SHOT

(Im only six so pardon my grammar).

Ive had a nasty cough for the past few days, so I went to the doctor to see if it was Corona. He said "its not corona" Woohoo! But then, he said "You have every type of cancer and you will die in three (3) days. I thought I should say goodbye to my reddit family before I go.

TLDR: I will die in three (3) days.

Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!

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Edit: Thanks for the Platinum kind stranger!

Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!

Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!

Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!

Edit: Okay which one of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gave me silver? Do you think this is funny? Do you think this is some kind of joke? I open my heart and soul to you, and you give me this ♥♥♥♥? Unbelievable.

Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!

Edit: Thanks for the Platinum kind stranger!

+rep Grapefruited me

really man? I killed accidentally a guy cuz he was between me and an enemy (and ofc I tried to kill the enemy), then you killed me, then your boyfriend bronn killed me (he "sneezed" (probably♥♥♥♥♥♥♥), and I'm the one teamkilling? that's why I hate gay parties on multiplayer games, be happy with bronn and who know hows who else was on that gay party.

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i am gay also and this very difficult for me,i am very religion person i never act to be gay with other men beforebut after i am 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also.He was show me fashion and then we are kiss.We sex together.I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty.I feel extreme guilty as I begin ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I feel so guilty that I pick up my phone and call Mother in Russia.It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very guilty and crying, so I yell her I AM♥♥♥♥♥FROM SEX. She say what? I say I AM♥♥♥♥♥FROM SEX and she say you boy do not marry American girl and I say NO I AM♥♥♥♥♥FROM SEX WITH MAN I AM IN♥♥♥♥♥I♥♥♥♥♥IN♥♥♥♥♥I hang up phone and am very embaras.why do I gay with man?I continue cause when it spurt it feel very good in American♥♥♥♥

fkin boater

what a boater smh

Attention all Fortnite Gamers, John Wick is in great danger, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out all the squads in the tilted towers. To do this, he needs a gold SCAR and a couple of chug-jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month and date. But you gotta be quick so that John can secure the bag, and achieve the epic victory R O Y AL

Nerd

Notification: Tohm added you on grindr

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i will literally eat ur ass

fk off scamming mongoloid

fk off scamming mongoloid

I can give my AWP Dragon Lore FN for all your inventory if you ok just send me trade offer. I will accept your inventory for my AWP Dragon Lore for sure but also can take any other reasonable offer. You can find my trade link in my bio

fk off scamming mongoloid

I can give my Karambit marble fade for all your inventory. I think it's a good offer since knife is quite expensive (I don't know excacly, check steamalalyst or opskins) if you ok just send me trade offer, link im profile

RIP. He was so young. Let him be a testament not to develop early alcoholism. I love you man, enjoy the afterlife.

Hi please join my discord. https://discord.gg/SWUzCZc

Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons.

I proud of myself for saying that now, that made my day man XD

I looked back at our play and I bated you 3 times. Meaning the other 26 were my own please save your Baiting ♥♥♥♥ or bad teammate. You need to better your own skills dont blame my performance on yours. So end all your triggered that I helped as a team, I even 4k on my own for you.

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Post this on the profile of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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y do u spam my profile ♥♥♥

hi is that u in the picture u pretty hot dude i wanna hang out?

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Hiii! my name is Faggeto xDD im 12 yrs youngg. im takenn (((: happily by my 15 yrs youngg gf Tohm. shes my everything<33333 but i still flirt with all the girls in my class ;) shh. ;x i go to parties every sat. and party at church on sunday, holaaahh! hahaha, i luv jesus, but idk i might be athiest. im bisexual, but i'll never touch another girl because it's a sin ;( i do weed and i luv lil wayne, and the jonas brothers. i h8 black ppl because they scare me. follow me ok?!!?! = D

Gayer than meatspin

If evolution is real, then why hasn't water evolved?

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

I wonder how many hummingbirds I could fit in my mouth. Keep in mind that I'm not planning to hurt them. At all. It's just something I've pondered while lying in bed at night. What's the HV (hummingbird volume) of my mouth? What's the average HV of an adult human male? We pride ourselves as being inquisitive and possessing a collective epistemology that can advance our knowledge about the world. Still, even with all that, if someone put a gun to my head and asked what my HV is, I'd end up dying with a bullet in my brain because this is something we never bothered to investigate

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