Recent reviews by Jaffa

One of the best games on steam.... tried the demo way back and then bought the game. the demo was like 2 versions behind the actual game but what was there was super so i got the whole ahh thing

Its pretty aged but I think that the Animations are quite nice... I would'nt pay much money for it, but if you enjoy older FPS this is a great one to check out!

Solid as a rock on the end of a stick!

Just freaking buy it already.....

Yeah If you like grand strategy but want a twist this is for you. It's all about the numbers man. If you were someone like me who played those online mmo games where you had to wait for ships and buildings to be built, checking back in once or twice a day, then you'll like this. It's got a spiritual twang to it aswell.

YOU GOTTA GET IN AROUND THE START OF THE SIM ELSE YOU'll BE FAR BEHIND IN COLONIZATION!!!
Ps. Island starts suck :P

Geb is rock man

Peaceful and fun. I enjoyed getting all of the achievements. Very simple to play and the graphics are nice. a lot of the fancy screenshots you'll see are made with Sandbox mode but the challenge mode is quite fun. Its all about placement of buildings and design. No survival or resources just points for good placement.

Its pretty great

One of the best games I have ever Played.... This is second to that of Halo reach and FarCry Instincts Preditor.
*WARNING* Uplay is a ♥♥♥♥♥ to get it to work... If you manage it though, you'll see that this game is almost unmatched.

Pros:
*Great Graphics - 7/10
*Funny and unique characters that make the game feel finished and detailed - 9/10
*Runs very well on my computer(I have a little above adverage laptop) - 7.5/10
*The soundtrack Amazing - 10/10
*Great Animations, Really fluid - 8.5/10
*A good, 20 hours of gameplay if you take your time, no rush 7/10
*Humour - 9/11
*Running speed - 10/10
*Swimming speed - 10/10
*Take no fall damage because your a cyborg - 10/10
*Murder everything you see - 6,000,000/10 <---Jew joke
*Blood dragons shoot red kamehameha waves at you when they get angry. - 8/10
*Best weapon in my opinion is the shotgun and/or the knife. - 10/10



Cons:
@~10 = really bad~@
@~1 = No Big Deal~@

*Fps drops a tad bit around building - 4/10
*Once you enter a missions sphere of influence, you are locked to that mission, leaving the mission area makes you fail the mission and have to restart. There is no way to leave a mission once you start. - 8/10
*The Animals are pretty useless and retarded. - 7/10
*There is no way to attack sharks underwater until they attack you - 6/10
*If you just rush through the missions and speed run the game, you WON'T have fun. You need to make sure to take garrisons - 6/10
*Uplay might not work on some Computers, I know a bunch of people hate it. I got it to work 2 days after i bought it, so I guess it's okay but not great so i'll give it a... - 8/10
*Not too short, but not nearly as long as a standalone should be. They should have added 7 more enemy garrisons because that would be 20 that you have to take over, just my opinion. - 2/10
*No way to listen to the wicked soundtrack ingame, other than by waiting for it to play. - 3/10
*The bow is sort of useless, and engaging the enemy from a distance is pointless since you can murder them with your smg up close or just use a gernade. - 4/10
*Driving is useless because you can run just about as fast and be able to jump and strafe. - 2/10




I am getting a cool canvas print out of Rex Power Colt....
http://www.bonanza.com/listings/Far-Cry-3-Blood-Dragon-Rex-Power-Colt-Game-Art-30x20-Framed-Canvas-Print/266574234



I really like this game..... :D

It doesn't run well at all on my computer. It's multiplayer is empty. All together I really can't play it :(