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13 Mar @ 12:34am 
Hey man, lemme know if you wanna zoink some sploinks sometimes, shimmy the zaza, really resonate some xen crystals. My buddy can hook us up with some raw, uncut, 100%, pure, straight up ♥♥♥♥.
9 Jan @ 7:01pm 
So staggeringly hot and so smooth he can be used in industrial applications
16 May, 2025 @ 1:15pm 
when yo u squeeze me purple comes out :))
14 May, 2025 @ 7:25pm 
Do it clap? Do it fart? Do it jiggle? What color the inside? Do it squirt?
10 Sep, 2024 @ 5:36am 
do you remember the rain, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
24 Jul, 2024 @ 2:12am 
-rep Will call artillery on you, not give you any warning and will proceed to bayonet rush you to knife ♥♥♥♥ the arty wound.
17 Feb, 2024 @ 11:11pm 
hey hexagram its me Soulcalibiur pls add me back i had issues with my account
12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19am 
Incredibly tiny. Microscopic even. Has attempted many times to enter my body by crawling and hiding inside my medication. NOT to be trusted.
21 Oct, 2023 @ 4:04am 
+rep chill gamer
22 Jul, 2023 @ 6:14pm 
You still got my foreskin ?
29 Apr, 2023 @ 1:02pm 
My brother, my ♥♥♥♥ stay way disease-y, I make it look easy
29 Apr, 2023 @ 1:53am 
now i got that authentic cheetah print ♥♥♥♥
17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:03am 
My favorite game of ALL TIME got ported over to VR yesterday to it's pretty freakin great. Unfortunately no VR boobs yet BUT there is such a wide selection of vr boob games to pick from on steam since they allowed porn games
16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:29pm 
Hows the Steamy VR? have you felt the virtual boobs yet?
11 Sep, 2022 @ 2:25am 
there are aprox 27 angry mexicans outside your house RIGHT NOW
8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:48pm 
How's that quest to lose your virginity coming along?
28 Jul, 2021 @ 4:23am 
I think we can cache in our accumulated points for chicken nuggets or ground beef or something
28 Jun, 2021 @ 5:40pm 
breaking hearts and smelling farts
1 May, 2021 @ 3:39pm 
+rep left me to die in vietnam
9 Mar, 2021 @ 9:30pm 
Still owes me $80 for the ticket i got because he wasnt wearing a seatbelt :Dogeface:
17 Feb, 2021 @ 12:58am 
well, the pretty ok days
17 Feb, 2021 @ 12:57am 
good ol days
28 Sep, 2020 @ 8:10pm 
femboy hooters
8 Sep, 2020 @ 2:18pm 
alex with a tyler profile picture? what year is it
3 Sep, 2020 @ 8:00am 
♥♥♥♥ sucks dude
20 Aug, 2020 @ 1:32am 
Coolest guy ever really easy to get along with:csgoct:
11 Aug, 2020 @ 12:53am 
i bet you eat ass you ass eater
13 Jul, 2020 @ 1:53am 
+rep allowed me to break into his house and steal all his towels
5 Jul, 2020 @ 2:18am 
aerial medium punch, down + lk and thats how you win
22 Jun, 2020 @ 9:59am 
ur a winner kiddo:Batcat:
22 Jun, 2020 @ 8:41am 
Remember the good times
18 Jun, 2020 @ 6:59pm 
CHEM TRAILS ARE JUST LINES OF COKE FOR GOD BRO DIDNT U KNO
18 Jun, 2020 @ 6:38pm 
at this rate i'll be snorting coke with Ronald Reagan and Jesus!
25 May, 2020 @ 10:58pm 
aphex twin stand
aphex twin stand
15 May, 2020 @ 11:49am 
bro i eat beans like twice a year, ♥♥♥♥ beans
29 Apr, 2020 @ 11:16pm 
hes so handsome
24 Apr, 2020 @ 1:10am 
what ever happened to alex :Pantsu:
28 Mar, 2020 @ 11:52am 
DUMB THE LOAD
29 Feb, 2020 @ 7:30pm 
alex i swear to God buddy I've been trying to figure out why you blocked me to this day - todd
27 Jan, 2020 @ 9:54pm 
♥♥♥♥ AND BALL TORTURE (cbt) IS A SEXUAL ACTIVITY INVOLVING TORTURE OF THE MALE GENITALS
22 Jan, 2020 @ 11:45am 
fake fake not real you are not real
7 Jan, 2020 @ 10:23pm 
ladies love it
7 Jan, 2020 @ 10:23pm 
das me!
7 Jan, 2020 @ 10:07pm 
smelly boy
19 Dec, 2019 @ 1:12pm 
Youre unexpected
28 Oct, 2019 @ 2:54pm 
:(
29 Mar, 2019 @ 7:52pm 
yo why are you so handsome jack
18 Mar, 2019 @ 11:13pm 
Nibba got got
17 Mar, 2019 @ 6:59pm 
lol rip a nibba
17 Mar, 2019 @ 1:07pm 
There ain't much you can do when like 95% of your life belonging's were stolen and are looong gone. Least I can still get on mobile.