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22 people found this review helpful
16.1 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
This is a really really really fun game that the developers painstakingly went out of their way to punish you for enjoying. Years and years of threads across every platform begging for the ability to skip the dialogue and it still doesn't exist. The writing is not enjoyable and if you need to restart the game for whatever reason you might be stuck sitting on your computer listening to some trite nonsense for 5 minutes before you can reenter the actual scrapping section. Really horrible UX and brutal that they never added a fix despite all the complaining. Otherwise the game is really great though
Posted 26 February.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Truly an affront to all DLC everywhere. Avoid at all costs. Every single new mission is just mindless filler that takes forever. The grind isn’t enjoyable, the atomic components get stale practically on contact. And the biggest problem : the performance. Dear GOD what went wrong?? Every time you open any menu there’s like 5 full seconds of pausing. It’s unbelievable. They have had YEARS to address this issue which was a problem literally day one. Can’t believe they’re accepting money for this dumpster fire
Posted 15 February.
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6 people found this review helpful
19.1 hrs on record
Pretty solid, concise, entertaining game. Plays great on deck. AVOID the disaster of a DL”C”
Posted 15 February.
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3 people found this review helpful
4.6 hrs on record
Not really a mafia game and quite boring. Mid writing.
Posted 6 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
It might get there eventually but for having so many other games in this genre to model after, every upgrade is exceedingly uninspired.
Posted 2 February.
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13 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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0.2 hrs on record
Had high hopes for quite a while and had hoped by now it would have improved. The walker things seem sick as hell. Logged in, created my character to the 1 trillion decibel menu music, and was confronted with the fact you literally have to buy DLC to play on the only NA PVP server lmfao. In addition, it seems to be mostly dead. Quite a shame.
Posted 16 December, 2025.
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78.2 hrs on record (68.1 hrs at review time)
A little slow to start, but becomes a dialogue heavy masterpiece. Get ready to do a tremendous amount of reading, but the writing is excellent. Choices feel like they matter and constantly come back up in later events. Very very fun CRPG. I wrote it off on launch because the first hour or slow is heavy on the exposition if you're reading everything, but once it gets going it really does get going. Excited to see what's in store in the future.
Posted 9 November, 2025.
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12 people found this review helpful
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0.3 hrs on record
Feels purposefully designed to slow you down to burn your two hours so you can't refund it. Terribly janky. I wouldn't waste your time.
Posted 29 October, 2025.
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3.8 hrs on record
Very solid little game. Has a great formula and some neat combos to work on. Finished it up in around 2 hours, I would definitely recommend to annyone who likes these balatrolikes / roguelites / etc.
Posted 25 October, 2025.
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62.5 hrs on record (42.3 hrs at review time)
Balancing out the negative reviews from week 1. Fantastic game. Great devs.
Posted 2 March, 2024.
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