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Hald 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:37am

Dad joke week 33:
What does garlic do when it gets hot?
- It takes its cloves off

I now go back to my slumber, dad jokes over

Hald 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

Dad joke week 32 (late):
What do priests put on their salad?
- Lettuce spray

Hald 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Dad joke week 31 (late):
How do farmers party?
- They turnip the beets

Hald 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:39am

Dad joke week 30:
Where's the safest place to hide from a ghost?
- The living room

Hald 22 Jul, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Dad joke week 29:
Rainbows aren't very heavy
- They're actually pretty light

Hald 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04am

Dad joke week 28:
What's the difference between a Dad joke and a Bad joke?
- A letter

Hald 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Dad joke week 27 (late):
The NFL is expanding in Europe! What do they call the quarterback?
- 250 millibacks!

Hald 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00am

Dad joke week 26:
I searched for a lighter on Amazon
- All I could find were 6,000 matches

Hald 29 Jun, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Dad joke week 25 (late):
What’s the least-spoken language in the world?
- Sign language

Hald 18 Jun, 2023 @ 5:30am

Dad joke week 24:
I wouldnt buy anything with velcro
- its a total rip-off

Hald 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:03am

Dad joke week 23:
What do you call a pudgy psychic?
- A four-chin teller.

Hald 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Dad joke week 22:
What did the nose say to the finger?
- stop picking on me

Hald 28 May, 2023 @ 8:22am

Dad joke week 21:
I poured root beer in a square glass.
- Now I just have beer.

Hald 21 May, 2023 @ 5:58am

Dad joke week 20:
Why can't a leopard hide?
- Because it's always apotted

Hald 14 May, 2023 @ 6:45am

Dad joke week 19:
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- Because he was outstanding in his field

Hald 7 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

Dad joke week 18:
Why should you always on on the refrigerator door?
- because there might be a salad dressing

Hald 1 May, 2023 @ 8:15am

Dad joke week 17 (late):
Which bear is the most condescending?
- a pan-duh

Hald 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:02am

Dad joke week 16 (late):
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
- It was two-tired

Hald 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:40am

Dad joke week 15:
Why are elevator joke so good?
- They work on so many levels

Hald 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19am

Dad joke week 14:
I have a joke about pizza
- but it's too cheesy

Hald 2 Apr, 2023 @ 8:38am

Dad joke week 13:
When does a joke become a dad joke?
- when it becomes apparent

Hald 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:20am

Dad joke week 12 (late):
Why are piggy banks so wise?
- They are filled with common cents

Hald 20 Mar, 2023 @ 2:13am

Dad joke week 11 (late):
What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password?
- 1forest1

Hald 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

Dad joke week 10:
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
- They work on many levels

Hald 5 Mar, 2023 @ 5:47am

Dad joke week 9:
What is the most popular fish in the ocean?
- A starfish

Hald 28 Feb, 2023 @ 8:47am

Dad joke week 8 (late):
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
- They're both Paris sites

Hald 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:11am

Dad joke week 7:
What did one hat say to the other?
- Stay here! I'm going on ahead.

Hald 12 Feb, 2023 @ 5:15am

Dad joke week 6:
I'm afraid for the calendar.
- Its days are numbered

Hald 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:16am

Dad joke week 5:
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Hald 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:20am

Dad joke week 4 (late):
What did the ocean say to the beach?
- Nothing, it just waved

Hald 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:55am

Dad joke week 3:
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
- Because then it would be a foot.

Hald 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:41am

Dad joke week 2:
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
- They'd crack each other up

Hald 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39am

Dad joke week 1 (deleted by mistake):
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
- Sofishticated

Hald 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05am

Dad joke week 52 (late):
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
- Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.

Hald 25 Dec, 2022 @ 3:39am

Dad joke week 51:
Why was miss Claus mad at Santa?
- He had too many ho ho ho's

Hald 17 Dec, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Dad joke week 50:
What do elves listen to?
- wrap music

Hald 13 Dec, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Dad joke week 49 (slightly late)
Why do bees have sticky hair?
- Because they use a honeycomb

Hald 4 Dec, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Dad joke week 48(1 week ahead all along)
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
- Supplies!

Hald 30 Nov, 2022 @ 2:53am

Dad joke week 48(late or early?🤔)
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
- So'fish'ticated

Hald 30 Nov, 2022 @ 2:51am

Dad joke week 47(late🧐)
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
- They're both Paris sites

Hald 15 Nov, 2022 @ 10:01am

Dad joke week 46 (late again...)
What kind of car did Jesus drive?
- a Christler

Hald 6 Nov, 2022 @ 1:03am

Dad joke week 45 (on time🤯)
How does the moon cut its hair?
- Eclipse it

Hald 6 Nov, 2022 @ 1:00am

Dad joke week 44 (bad at my job i know)
Why are skeletons so calm?
- because nothing gets under their skin

Hald 25 Oct, 2022 @ 2:34am

Dad joke week 43 (late):
What do you call an alligator that wants to be a detective?
- an investigator

Hald 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Dad joke week 42:
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos

Hald 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Dad joke week 41:
What music does a fish listen to?
- something catchy

Hald 2 Oct, 2022 @ 7:02am

Dad joke week 40:
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
- because he's a fun-gi

Hald 25 Sep, 2022 @ 3:52am

Dad joke week 39:
What do you call a prisoner taking their own mug shot?
- a cell-fie

Hald 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Dad Joke week 38:
What did the plate say to the other plate?
- dinners on me