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(> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball
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. (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!!
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(> )>O Then i said: sharing is good....
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. (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!!
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(> <) so I eated it!
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⣿⣿⠏⣴⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠻⣿⣴⡌⡿⣿
⣟⣛⢈⣹⣿⣿⣿⣦⣥⣿⢯⠉⣿⣷⣬⣴⣿⣯⡲⠸⠿
⣯⣿⢰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿
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⣿⣦⡙⢿⡿⠿⢿⣿⠆⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⡿⠟⡋⠼⢛⣛⣛⣛⣃⣬⣴⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣭⣤⣤⣬⣭⣭⣭⣭⣥⣤⣵⣶⣿⣿
It is with my deepest regret that I must inform you that your latest game review has been deemed cringe. There are several mandatory penalties that we must impose on you due to this.
For one, your trust factor score on steam will likely go below 0. This is done to ensure quality control and make sure those who view the reviews sections will not have to suffer by viewing the cringe that you post. You may also get reported if your review is extra cringe and offensive, going against steam terms of service is not cool. They exist for a reason.
I would like you to refrain from posting more reviews in the future, as it may lower your trustfactor even more and is a pain for others to view. I believe you should know better than this. Please rethink your next review.
Thank you.
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the fries
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we like to get kinky anyways
one night things get particularly saucy
i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the
lights
wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
ohshitohshitohshitohshit
i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
she's still bleeding everywhere
by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and
she looks colorless and almost transparent
oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
he takes one look at ther and says
"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"
"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard flibberflobber push against my leg. When I already felt his warm gooey loveseed slide down my leg, I had to think quick and grabbed my Fortnite Chug Jug and then 1 tapped him in the head with it. I ran to the other room to call the cops but when I got back to where I owned him he already disapeared. Don't trust this guy.
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Has got me choking on my toast
I should have better things to do
Than commenting on sex and poo
Whilst everybody likes a joke
‘Tis somewhat niche, the anal poke
Night up the alley, hard to see
For those without a front door key
What people do behind closed doors
With wives or husbands , friends or ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Is up to them when with consent
I question, sir, your post’s intent
We English hide within our castles
No comment when it comes to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Trolling really gets my goat
Fie, sir, flounder in my moat
I hope your banal gasket’s blown
Write what you know and get your own
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