I sexually Identify as a Leman Russ. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of maneuvering over the battlefields firing hot sticky rounds on disgusting heretics. People say to me that a person being a battle tank is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a tech priest install tank treads, a 120 mm cannon and Multi-Melta sponson-mounts on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Mars-Alpha” and respect my right to kill and kill for the Emperor. If you can’t accept me you’re a heretic and need to check your Imperium privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.