Recent reviews by White

All games now fully working on PC with the sound issues resolved. Loved playing these again and the added graphic revamps especially to halo 2 have really made the game look nice. All the DLC’s for multiplayer are included so pay once and get everything no bs. Only doing this for the steam event 😊

and was pumped when they were going to release a full standalone version. Brought it when it was in beta and from the out set this game was garbage, nothing worked and the bugs were insulting. Deam ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hall gtfo’d from the development team and the standalone became a running meme for being worse than the mod. Ever since then I have kept it uninstalled and have never really looked back… until now. Playing the most recent patch the game feels polished movement has been fixed and is responsive. Mechanics in the game are much better with the ability to pick up and throw items seamlessly, zombies are great and no longer hit or walk through walls. Looking forward to more updates!

The Witcher 2 OMFG

Buckle yourself down, book your holiday and get some lube. You’re going to need a good week or so to let your penis recover from this game. If you like high visual graphics with a hack and slash gameplay then this is going to be your wet dream. The story line is dense and moist, like Tarrah’s breaches. This game in some words is like a huge breast and I am a young enfant suckling off of the nipple of every side quest, main storyline and interesting character that I met a long in my voyage across its soft, smooth chest. My smooth naked skin on her naked skin, just lying cradled in her arms just sucking the milk of wonder.
The only flaw to this game is that I wish I could play for half an hour without whipping my ♥♥♥♥ out and rubbing one off to Triss Merigold and the other ♥♥♥♥♥♥. It is rare to find a game with so much preparation that you have to do before every battle but here are some tips
1.Make sure you drink all of you potions, don’t read the description just neck-em all /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////2.Do not at any costs spend all of your money on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crafting formulas, instead spend it on something worthwhile like ♥♥♥♥♥♥ /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////3. And always lock your door when you are about to deviate off of the main path, you do don’t want to be caught by your girlfriend/boyfriend (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay’s) with your pants down lube on your hands with pixel tits on your screen. Not a lot of options to scramble out of, how the lube magically jumped out of the tube and on to my penis…

Come, come one and all to this magnificent piece of eye candy, throwing fireballs, Pew Pew ORGASM. No I really mean it made me stiff in some places but I digress (even though I don’t really know what that word means) just get this game please it’s really good.