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🧡 𝙇𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧 🧡
🌌✨ 𝙇𝙚𝙩’𝙨 𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙙 𝙪𝙥 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙤𝙣 ✨🌌
💥🌠 𝙈𝙖𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘 🌠💥
🔥⚡🔥 +𝙍𝙀𝙋 — 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙚’𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙩! 🔥⚡🔥
✧✧✧🏆⚡🏆⚡🏆⚡🏆✧✧✧
and be a furry, or not
ham, for a ham, in the very nature of the process it has undergone since last
it walked on its own feet, combines in its flavor the tang of smoky autumnal
woods, the maternal softness of earthy fields delivered of their crop children,
the wineyness of a late sun, the intimate kiss of fertilizing rain, and the
bite of fire. You must slice it thin, almost as thin as this page you hold
in your hands. The making of a ham dinner, like the making of a gentleman,
starts a long, long time before the event.
-- W.B. Courtney, "Reflections of Maryland Country Ham",
from "Congress Eate It Up"
🙁
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
-- A Chinese child
😬
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
🤕
'What's the first thing you'd take out of a burning house?'
'I reckon I'd take Greebo. 'Cos that shows I've got
that
jhon boy
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