Hmph. Whilst you were studying the breasts and genitalia of scantily clad women with these so-called "Daddy Issues", I was studying the art of the traditional Japanese blade. Katanas are not just an instrument of destruction, they are an art form. Now that you "Chads" have had drunken and non-consenual intercourse with every cheerleader at the University, I must save the government, in the same way that my hero had done in the greatest film of all time, 'V for Vendetta."

+rep checked my opinion for bing bongs