Did you know that if you place one of your testicles on the opening of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame to the bottom of the bottle with a lighter, the testicle will eventually get sucked into the neck of the bottle?

If you already did know this, could you please explain to me how to get it out?!

Reliable teammate and generally trustworthy person. Would definitely call this guy to babysit the kids I kidnapped from the carnival.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE

245 MEGABYTES
WHAT MORE COULD U KNEAD

WE NEED TERRARIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol =P

the comments on your fat vagina are a fat vagina, you fat vagina.

The comments on my profile are pleasently disturbing lol.

WHY YOU NO ON SKYPE NO MO

THUG LIFE, FO LIFE.

URRR DAY.

I thought that photo was that John Lennon poster until I looked at it up close lol.

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I'm on every night. The real question is, where have YOU been??

Shutup Laugh.

To be not be doing what being to do has to do with being what is to do is doing. Burritos.

I laugh.

A good day and a good lol to you my laughing comrade!

<3

Mmm Sexxy

I know I cant slow down, I cant hold back, though you know I wish I could. Oh no there aint no rest for the wicked till we close our eyes for good.

ain't no rest for the wicked, money don't grow on trees! I got bills to pay, i got mouths to feed! Ain't nothin in this world for free.