https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3166166904 Take a look at this... (It's nothing sus, trust me)

squishy man!

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it.
That tree becomes mandanian property.

Then again, maybe not.

*Orbital strike detected*

Greetings Premier Page. You appeared to have lied to me about what time you would be on steam. Such transgression will not be tolerated...

you accepted me :)