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Elliot 13 May, 2022 @ 6:10pm 
cheesehead with 100+ hours on football manager
I'm Flashed 5 Sep, 2018 @ 1:16pm 
Born to rule over you
King George four, three, one and two
You had to do what we told you to
Just because our blood was blue

I was a hunk, girls adored me
Ladies all swooned before me
They would do anything for me
Or I'd have their husbands killed

Had a war with Prince Charles Bonnie
Everyone said that I was f-f-funny
I spent everyone's money
Our subjects were not thrilled

I was the sad one, I was the bad one
I was the mad one, and I was the fat one

We were born to rule over you
Georges one, three, four and two
England's kings, though we were German too
Him, then him, then me, then you

(We were born)Born to rule over you(born 2 rule)
Gorged on fruit then I died on the loo
People hated us, and we hated them too
Born to rule over you

Born to rule over you
Me I was as batty as a bonkers kangaroo
Me I would have been more at home in a zoo
And now, now our song is through.

Yeah...
I'm Flashed 19 May, 2018 @ 7:19pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Rip Van Winkle 30 Aug, 2017 @ 11:40am 
Will its over.
Mandingo Mania 11 Aug, 2017 @ 2:26pm 
<3
Chips 11 Aug, 2017 @ 2:25pm 
tomorrow bb i promise
Chips 11 Aug, 2017 @ 2:25pm 
i was watching some clown film soz
Mandingo Mania 11 Aug, 2017 @ 11:28am 
Will come play Lucio Ball
Chips 6 Feb, 2017 @ 11:18am 
better.:steamsalty:
Elliot 5 Feb, 2017 @ 9:29am 
La La land more like blah blah bland
Chips 5 Feb, 2017 @ 9:19am 
yeah good one except you should have said blah blah bland you utter utter ♥♥♥♥
Elliot 5 Feb, 2017 @ 8:56am 
La La Land more like lame lame and bland
Nybble 15 Jan, 2017 @ 6:14am 
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm.. 0w0 what's this? o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;))nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky (; nuzzles wuzzles :3 wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bilge I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons pants as my eyes glow :v licks shaft fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more wiggles butt I love your musky goodness punish me nyaa
Rip Van Winkle 29 Oct, 2016 @ 1:58pm 
Hey!
We're Number One
Hey!
We're Number One
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
No, don't touch that!
We're Number One
Hey!
We're Number One
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I have found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it on him, not me!
Uh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
You slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number One
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number One
Hey!
Hey!
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Linyos Torvoltos 4 Sep, 2016 @ 6:25pm 
Ey its me. Juan. Ey boi.
I'm Flashed 3 Mar, 2016 @ 11:21am 
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Chips 25 Aug, 2014 @ 7:17pm 
Omg this guy must be so sexual
hopgop1 21 Jun, 2014 @ 9:48am 
YOU NEED TO MAN UP AND BE A FATHER TO YOUR KIDS
Chips 20 Jun, 2014 @ 6:25pm 
it's my stage, it's the Jeremy Kyle show. Deal with it.
Elliot 20 Jun, 2014 @ 6:24pm 
oh its you