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FASTAR 7 OTHER PEOPLE OR UR TOO SLOW
MAKING LIMERICKS WASN'T HIS JAM,
WHEN ASKED ABOUT WHY,
THIS WAS HIS REPLY,
"I ALWAYS TRY TO CRAM IN AS MANY SYLLABLES INTO THE LAST LINE OF THE POEM AS I POSSIBLY CAN."
WELL MEMED.
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Ye hath been slapped on the cheek by the glove of a sophisticated 19th century King, you are now henceforth my female dog.
By the potatos law, ye must now slap others and earn thyn own slaves lest they all be taken by me. Thou shalt not slap me back, for if you do, ye shall be executed