Recent reviews by thetimujin

This is the blandest, flattest, boringest, most illogical, most uninspiring point-and-click quest I've ever played. Also shortest. I've managed to beat the entire game in less than an hour. Don't waste your money.

Skyrim, but better in every single way

The gameplay design is terrible. These guys don't know the basic theory of quest and puzzle design. They mention puzzles a lot, but there aren't any in the game, really, it's just clicking on everything in order or something. 1/5 for gameplay.

The humor is cringy, forced, and most of all, very, very repetitive. "Puckup" means corny lines and not just literally picking stuff up! Russians are funny, let's mention vodka a lot! Pointing out that this thing isn't part of any puzzles is soooo meta! Actually, pointing out anything at all is meta, and being meta is apparently sufficient for it being funny, so let's do that a lot! Depression is a thing that you can put in a container! Butts! Beats! Here, I've outlined about 70% of the game's jokes for you. 2/5 for humor.

Storyline is... well, basic. There isn't anything wrong with it per se, but it's a Crysis-level excuse plot, not a real story. When the rest of the game is good, lack of plot or characters or point is forgivable, but for a point-and-click adventure? No. 1/5 for story.

Also bugs, typos, and poor grammar. Really just adds to the impression that the game was made by a 14 year old.

Art and sound design is fine, though. Everything else is bad.

An intriguing and mesmerising game to be sure.

If you like figuring out nonobvious mechanics based on fleeting intuition and an insatiable desire to experiment, this game will be right up your alley.

Just... don't look up anything on the internet, OK? There's a good reason why this game doesn't have a tutorial.

This is an extremely well made game, with a lot of attention to detail. Obviously made with love. Also super addictive.

Great idea, great execution. The puzzles make perfect sense.

The epitome of "the dev team thinks of everything" trope

Eerily wonderful, meditative game

Why are you reading reviews? Just go and play this classic.

I don't get it