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Not much can be said about this game, nor should anyone do so. Amnesia: The Dark Descent is a extraordinary experience. The graphics aren't incredible, the story also isn't everyone's cup of tea and the gameplay mechanics aren't baffling either. However, the way Amnesia combines these elements, it makes an unusual and original take on the horror genre, keeping you entangled in the story, meanwhile, keeping you on your feet, running from the darkness. However, I'll admit on a few flaws of the game - the puzzles aren't anything harder than a actual 5x5 piece puzzle, and it isn't hard to distinguish roamable areas from the more intense and scary rooms, and some of the scenes are a little bit too strange/terrifying and out of place, but I guess it keeps the charm of the game. It's not for everyone, but it's a game worth playing.

What can you get when you take a bowl of Pop-Rocks and Skittles, pour milk on top and leave it for a few years to age? That was my question, the result is pretty fuc*ing bad, this game is not that result. It's an old game, a mix of excitement and insanity, but I still keep coming back, because of how good it really is. There is no point of me putting out the details of the game, because every experience is different, but Borderlands isn't a game you pick up once and put it later on the shelf. No, it will pull you back and make you enjoy it once more. Everyone is different, but the grind and quirky style of Borderlands will eventually get through, and beg you to embrace it. Other than packs of DLC, which IMO should be released for free at this point for everyone to enjoy, either way, the game is worth the price and your time, if not, well, it will make sure you change your mind. Eventually.

Pick up the f**king game already and play it!

The deaths are so crunchy, so satisfying, not to mention, unique. Animations and graphics are appropriate for the time, but still solid and utterly ridiculous. Voice acting and IRL developer performances are amazingly ironic and sarcastic, not to mention retard3d, but fitting alongside the theme of the game.

Short description of the game:
You are the Postal Dude tasked with various everyday (and not so) objectives, no matter how you do it, you get it done to satisfy the needs of your wife and your own. To succeed you are given a mass array of tools of slaughter, ready at your disposal, against a town full of psycopaths, pu$$ies, unlicenced gun users, ironic enemies and a dev, who dances under your golden shower. Above all, a bucket list with a map. Oh, and don't forget the health pipe.

This is a very good game, but it is a little bit empty. However, the servers that are populated are usually full and have a active community, so you don't have to worry about finding where to play. The campaign is also decent, but if you want a more memorable story, play Call of Duty, but if you are looking for fun multiplayer, this is more of a game for you. P. S. You most likely will get rekt by some long-time veterans of this game, but after a while 40/2 score won't be a problem. (Helicopters are still cancer)

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This is the spiritual successor to CS:S and possibbly the last one of the CS family. While this game has the core elements of the previous games, it has strayed too far from what the game was started to become. Basically, Valve gets money-hungry, makes skins. Skins make gambling. Because of this gambling, professional teams throw and cheat in matches. Gambling is banned after CS:GO Lotto incident, but plenty of sites still exist and are made. But Valve still makes more cases, and even adds gloves, for obvious reasons. In the end, money is all that matters to developers, leaving us with a mess of a game. Hit-reg is still messed up, no 128 tick servers without external sites, rank system is still a poor representation of your skill level, overall, this game is not what we hoped it to be, when we asked for a better 1.6.

I've clocked thousands of hours in CS 1.6, but I don't need a thousand to tell you to stay away.
Valve barely listens to the community, but who cares, Stattrak Music Kits and Crimson Web Gloves!