Recent reviews by Thicc Stacked Sammich

Great fun!

One of the best 'Play with friends' games you'll see in 2024, worth every penny.

It was fun for the minutes it lasted, and it is fun having a modified Robotic War Machine and such.

But thats all you get, minutes of quests, a repeatable quest and a robot tweaking station.

Only worth the money if you got cash to blow on whatever or really love Fallout4, mines the latter reason and I feel almost betrayed compared to previous DLC's for Fallouts.

Hate to say it but this game is not worth wasting £15 upon, it feels free to play as everything is Broken, it feels like it has not been tested at all, I understand Alpha but this game feels like it wasnt even tested by the Devs themselves, like they just threw code together after watching Walking Dead and said here we are, a game to Rival DayZ, now even though DayZ has its issues, I can find loot, I can find a gun and a few bullets, the Zombies are actually dangerous where as in H1Z1 they seem to be jerking off all the time, the vehicles needing specific parts is stupid, but the main issue is Hunger and drink, there is no loot, I cannot cook food as fireplaces wont light with flares for example, having to search cupboards and fridges for supplys that arent there and you dont even get to see the loot, because you search and collect it, that is a barbaric version of loot finding that was scrapped about ten years ago.

Sorry H1Z1 and SOE, you have duped this customer and he does not appreciate it.

Oh and third person doesnt work on third person servers, so you never get to actually see yourself, though you wouldnt want to, as you can customize ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I think the fat ♥♥♥♥ on the Dev blog needs to stop eating and watching Walking Dead and organise his teams ♥♥♥♥, because this game is appauling, especially when those of us in the Euro have to pay £15 compared to $20, come on guys, we arent thick ♥♥♥♥♥, Anyone can see thats an extra £2 a copy being scrounged by Steam or SOE.

Biggest waste of money since, I will actually say this, biggest waste of money since Arma III DayZ Epoch, and considering thats modded onto a game, some might say its unfair compare, but seriously, if you buy this, you will want it off within the hour, because you will starve after 30 minutes anyway, zero persistent loot.