Irie, mi a Jamaican virus, but 'cause a di basic tech inna mi island, mi cyaan mess up yuh computer, seen? Please be a good soul an' delete one a yuh crucial files yuhself, den forward mi to other users, ya mon. Big up fi yuh support! Bless, Jamaican virus

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There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.