dIDDY BOY HARD BOOSTED GETS REKT BY 5KS :(

was here when he hit legendary eagle

Hope you had an awesome "bunny-full" weekend!

PS. Send me some left over choccies please

Wise words by DR lockit : time to kick bubblegum and eat ass 🔥

My friends are the weirdest, craziest people I know but I love you all. Happy Valentines Day!
PS. If you don't have a Valentine, send your choccies and gifts to me

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford

*Roc waz here in 2022*

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May this year bring new happiness, new goals, new achievements, and many new inspirations to your life. Wishing you a year fully loaded with happiness and dreams come true! Here is to 2022

I love Christmas time. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange, but having you as a friend - is definitely not one!
Merry Christmas Eve! Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip. divlove:

Hope you have a fang-tastic day!
And I witch you a Happy Halloween

all of them!

How many bananas can you eat, if your stomach is empty? 😶🍌

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.

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I hope you have a very merry Christmas and that Santa brings you lots of gifts

I hope you enjoy Valentine's day as much as I enjoy having you as a friend.

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Hope it's an amazing one filled with wishes & dreams that come true!

May this holiday season
be full of surprises and cheers,
simply because you deserved the best!

Trick me or treat me, I don’t care what you do, just promise to give me a candy or two. Happy Halloween

Otter totteR

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