2
Products
reviewed
116
Products
in account

Recent reviews by Fish

Showing 1-2 of 2 entries
1 person found this review helpful
296.8 hrs on record
Where do I begin here.
Destiny 1 was great, they had all the ingredients to bake an amazing cake. and they they ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it.
like i'm talking, let the 4 year old daughter help bake the wedding cake.

You will lose intellect playing this game.
You will not have fun in PvP
You will not enjoy the benefits of a full wallet if you want good gear and an interesting story every few months.

Play it, enjoy the campaign before you hit paywalls and lore full of holes, and PvP that is nothing but crayon eating 6 year old titan mains who thing that shotguns are the only way to play video games ever because the Brecci was the most overpowered thing in CoD Black ops 3.

You want a FUN & truly FREE, pvp game or something that isnt locked behind paywalls?
Play Banana Shooter
That ♥♥♥♥♥ awesome.
Posted 3 November, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
472.6 hrs on record (364.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Do you like that new mouse you bought just last week? No? well then look no further! Within exactly 8 hours of playing this game and understanding just how bad it is, you will have thrown that new mouse out of your window in record speeds!

I think i have single handedly generated so many new types of fatal disease while playing this game. I have 364 hours, the last 200 of which i regret playing yet I still somehow come back to it. Is it sometimes fun - YES!! has it made me want to commit acts of genocide of god loving children- YES!! I win games, and lose my rank - i encounter cheaters every other match and i swear if i see 98 in 1 one more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME I'M ENDING IT.
To conclude, this game reminds me of undercooked chicken with a side of raw potato and the best mac and cheese you've ever had.
F*** this game. I hate it, and i hate the amount of brain cells that i have lost as a result of it. I could have cured cancer, or aids, or COVID-19 but no, i choose to lose my intellect by playing this.
Posted 22 June, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
Showing 1-2 of 2 entries