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Recent reviews by Crete

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2 people found this review helpful
19.2 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
Despite everything this game has to offer; it's not finished. There's still several UI/UX glitches, mechanic glitches (you losing items out of your stored inventory on your ship when you die instead of on your person, etc.)

The game is fun, but still needs a lot of polishing. This is NOT 1.0 release material; as far as i'm concerned it's still Early Access.
Posted 10 May, 2025. Last edited 10 May, 2025.
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21.0 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Laid prone to take on Sniper Range with a .50 BMG
Cracked my dunce cap on my desk getting up.
10/10 would get another concussion again.
Posted 17 January, 2025.
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8.2 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Blew a 220 fuse in my fusebox; thus blowing out most of my living room. 10/10 will blow fuses again.
Posted 23 November, 2023. Last edited 23 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Hard no. Sure, the game is updated and much prettier to look at, but that's the only selling point of this version of San Andreas. Clunky mouse/keyboard controls paired with enemies having 100% accuracy in any situation will easily infuriate even the most seasoned of gamers.

You're better off just going back to the roots and playing the original version, or *hopefully* waiting for an update (if any ever come out).
Posted 25 January, 2023.
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40.8 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
This game goes from easy to JESUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHRIST in 0.7 seconds flat.
Posted 7 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
20.4 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Don't let the black hole piss you off. You'll find out when you get there.
Posted 29 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.3 hrs on record
Boobs, Naked demons raping each other, guts galore, buggy mess of a UI...what's not to like?
Posted 31 August, 2021.
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4.2 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Very steep learning curve; there's several things on here that are very hard to learn...but it's purely refined into a solid masterpiece. Expect this to take up a lot of your time. Hell, I didn't realize just building a simple airlock in a base on the moon would be so complicated, along with routing power and placing your builds in proper locations for efficiency. It's a solid YES from me, but if you don't take advice from anybody, take it from me:

PLAY THE DAMN TUTORIALS. You won't figure this game out by yourself. As a sandbox game was meant to be.
Posted 31 August, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
96.7 hrs on record (95.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ you, Ubisoft. I'm not waiting 24 hours to log into your crap DRM for a game I bought on STEAM!
Posted 31 August, 2021.
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24.1 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Waiting for your wife to catch up simulator
Posted 14 August, 2021.
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