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7 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
This game is a piece of ♥♥♥♥, my reasons being are...

1) Guns are abundant and are waaayyy too easy to find and the ammo is usually situated right next to it thus taking out the struggle for survival as you can one tap absolutely anything.

2) The hit detection is less likely to hit than a parapellegic person walking. Literally i thought it was bad when i was first shooting at people and i put it down to my aim being off but i tested it with my friend and they were point blank shooting me in the head and missing.

3) The damage of some weapons are retarded, melee weapons and most pistols are able to one shot however military rifles take 10 shots plus and shotguns are pitiful even at close range!

4) There is no damage multiplier regardless on where you hit the body, i blatantly shot a player in the head and he turned and one tapped me with his pistol -_-

5) The cheaters - Nuff said

Overall this game is a steaming pile of ♥♥♥♥ that was wrenched by the sewers by some bum who is unlucky enough that he literally has to eat feces while he slowly dies of cholera which is the piss of which is this games graphics reside.

♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME MAY IT NOT RISE TO POPULARITY
Posted 10 May, 2016. Last edited 10 May, 2016.
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952.5 hrs on record (392.9 hrs at review time)
I went so ham on the gang who raided my base on Dark rp that my whole house was filled with moms spaghetti falling out of their pockets 8/8 would spaghetti again
Posted 7 August, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
3.9 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
My teammates could be replaced with parapellegic downsyndromes and i wouldnt know the difference, still able to shoot black people though so i guess thats a plus. 8/8 m8 dnt h8 pece out gunna masturb8
Posted 7 August, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
198.9 hrs on record (173.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I have been put into games with Russians more times than Monica Lewinsky has fiddled with Bill Clintons Penis

8/8 m8 Racial Diversity
Posted 7 August, 2015.
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