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1 person found this review helpful
687.6 hrs on record
"Came for the dinosaurs, stayed because apparently I signed up for PTSD and severe dehydration."

ARK teaches you valuable life skills:

How to panic when a raptor appears in your base.

How to cook meat over a fire without burning down your house.

How to tame a T-Rex… after 14 hours of feeding it berries and crying.

I’ve survived storms, piranhas, and my own poor decision-making… mostly because I now carry 72 spears, a crossbow, and an irrational amount of confidence.

10/10 would get eaten by a dino again. Also, shoutout to my Quetzal for stealing my stuff—best wingman ever.
Posted 12 December, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
"I came for better aim, stayed because my ego couldn’t handle missing the target in real life."

This game taught me two things:
I have the reflexes of a caffeinated squirrel.
My mouse has betrayed me more times than I can count.

The training is brutal but addictive. I went from missing targets like a stormtrooper on vacation to hitting them… okay, 3% more of the time. Still, progress!

10/10 would let my enemies laugh at me while secretly training in shame. Highly recommend if you enjoy self-improvement, humiliation, and the occasional existential crisis about your hand-eye coordination.
Posted 12 December, 2025.
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6 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
203.2 hrs on record (148.1 hrs at review time)


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Posted 28 November, 2025.
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2 people found this review funny
17.5 hrs on record


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Posted 28 November, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
47.4 hrs on record
Is there still people playing this?
Posted 10 September, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
210.4 hrs on record (151.6 hrs at review time)
Love me a good peach
Posted 10 September, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
208.7 hrs on record
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Posted 9 September, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
346.3 hrs on record
This game is a nicely told story about 4 men and their inability to buy a drill that works properly and done a lot of heists and still no money irl
Posted 9 September, 2024.
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47.9 hrs on record
Click click and click
Posted 9 September, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record
"In Silence" is a standout title in the horror game genre, offering a unique blend of strategy, stealth, and suspense. Its focus on sound-based mechanics and cooperative gameplay provides a fresh take on the traditional horror experience. While it has some areas for improvement, the game’s strengths in atmosphere and multiplayer engagement make it a must-play for fans of horror and strategic gameplay.




but it need a big update are something when i played it with friends it was fun but got boring in the end and if you talked loud the Ai did nothing and if you stand still it runs to you and need more map and stuff
Posted 27 July, 2024.
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