I still have your fart in a jar, ebay didn't work out.

Just randomly here to tell you, that the karambit marble fade fn 0.008 float you opened, is now in my inventory lol xD

i heard you want beef but id probably suck yo toes catch me on my comments an ill run up on you fool dont fk with a cracka who fks with a cracka who dont fk around

Wombat is out of his natural habitat of Australia, he compensate for this by buying high end cars and eat marmite.

Wombat is ♥♥♥♥ at rocket league, and he smells like the cheese encrusted inner portion of ones big toe, absolutely revolting.

Okay, so picture this. We are outside making a snow man. As I'm putting on the carrot nose you throw a snowball at me and hit me in the face. I fall over and then get up to chase you pinning you down in the snow. As you squirm I give you a quick peck and say it's time to go get warm inside. Once inside I make you hot coco, then bring you upstairs to slurp whipped cream out of your butthole.