Actually, they both own Dry Cleaners. You nubcake.

I died a hero. Thank you Javert.

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/2f8/3af/9d4/resized/trol-meme-generator-case-closed-or-is-it-9e033e.jpg

http://problemmachine.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/the_end.jpg

Agreed.

Two steps from hell is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome.

Problem?

Jesus Joey, immune to such trivial diseases, survives. James handles the FoxDie wrong and thus dies from infection. He is buried in a mass grave. Jack Meadows, unable to be saved, dies a hero. <<END>> ((Credits roll to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYKUeZQbMF0 ))

James tried, Meadows stabbed him first, the end.

Jesus Joey can fly, and thus moves out of the way of the plane, which still crashes into James' house, this time killing him fo' real. Jack Meadows stands outside his house and laughs.

Jesus Joey grabs the plane and throws it at James' house, thus ending this silly dream timeline. James wakes up in his bed at 7:00AM and get's ready for school.

Jesus Joey stands up and walks away. *emanating

Shh you.

Hey...I said eminating...thats an A* right there. Don't be mean James >:(

Ouch

Yey! :D

Jesus Joey wins! :3

Joe's eyes took on a faint glow as his feet slowly raised off the ground. Light seemed to eminate from him as his eyes, now glowing with glorious light, focused on the corpse of the young boy. The crowd looked on with confusion as the boy's corpse seemed to raise off the ground. James, in a trance imagining a botched version of Joe's future life, is unaware of the events occurring around him. Jack's corpse begins to show signs of life, and as the young boy's eyes open, his blurry vision gaining focus, Jack is reborn. The crowd let out a cheer, rousing James from his trance-like state, his face etched with fear as the light eminating from Joe blinds him, and Jack, steps towards him.

ARE.