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739.4 hrs on record (534.8 hrs at review time)
I tried to get all my friends to play it. 9/10 of them didnt like it. But the ones that survived have sunken many hours into this game including me. so i recommend
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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23.3 hrs on record (22.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game has some serious problems.

Pros:
1. fun to explore new locations
2. fun to mess with friends
3. During a fair fight its very rewarding to win when coordinating with friends

Cons:
1. Small amount of content
2. updates take forever, in the 6 month time ive taken a break they add 2 ships and the biscuit faction which doesnt change the game play.
3.many locations are just the same thing over and over.
4. Very hard in the begining, with my friends we would do a mission then on the way there we would get attacked by w.d. drones that appeartly have orders to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill on sight. One drone would be a hard fight in the early game, but twice in a row we got hit by a squad of three. right as we jump away from one we that almost killed us we get killed by another squad of three drones. In this we had no chance to do anything we just sat and died. They should have a system where the enemies get gradually stronger as you do missions or based on how strong your ship is or something.
5. Many features are hidden and you will have to learn them as you go or go on youtube.
6. Missions are unclear sometimes. Sometimes you when you would need to talk to a certain someone to finsih a misiion. THIS IS EXTREMELY FRUSTRATING, many times the stations where you are looking for them are very poorly made and it can take up to 20 mins just to find one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy to finish your mission.
7. You cant play with yourself since bots are pretty bad.
8. You cant find people to play with since there is a low population on this game and no one talk on mic
9. My group of friends usually just end up yelling at each other.
10. Some dont like the graphics. To be honest the graphics for the stations and the player and enemy models are garbage, the ships are decent though. I dont really mind but some have stated it.
11. FPS gameplay is garbage, when fighting rats on missions i constatly get hit around corners when im far from the rat but still take damage.
12. Bugs galor. even though this is a early access game its been out far to long for some of these bugs to be here. I take about half to full of my health bar taken out but randomly when i exit out of the starmap, and sometimes there would be a glowing ball that would be on the end of my mates gun that, when looked at closely would drop frames significantly. (and no its not the f5 move command)
13. Lastly frames would drop randomly even on capable computers.
14. VR is a steamy pile of ♥♥♥♥. I didnt buy it for the vr but i do have a htc vive so i did test it. The devs just used the game as a platform to mess with vr instead of actually focusing on the gameplay and bugs and other issues.


This game does have its fun moments but at 25 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dollars for a bug riden, infuriating at points, RNG based game with half life 1 graphics and poor fps gameplay, not worth. I hope the devs take a look at this review and do something to this game. Then i can really recommend this game to some of my friends that i know would love when the devs get there head out of their asses.
Posted 31 March, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,081.2 hrs on record (402.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
BEST FPS ON THE WORLD
Posted 20 July, 2015.
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