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🚗[Quagmire 🌳 is 📣 talking 🍆 to 🔋 a 💃 woman 💎 from 📀 New 🌸 York] 👽 Glen ⚡ Quagmire: 👾 Hey 🚕 there 📕 little 🕺 lady. 🎫 Why 👃 don't 👾 you 👽 turn 🌸 around 💛 and 🚘 show 🐛 me 🏓 your 🎈 Lower 🐊 East 📘 Side. 🎁 Woman 🌳 (in 💄 deep 📒 voice): 💎 Sure. 🎽 Glen 📣 Quagmire: 🚙 Whoa. 🏀 Transvestite, 💙 back 🍖 off. 🐝 Wait 🥗 a 📗 minute... 🐠 pre-op 👔 or 🥞 post-op? 🍆 Woman: 💃 Pre-op. 👑 Glen 🎄 Quagmire: 🌂 Whoa. 🐟 Transvestite, 🔋 back 📀 off.🌏

are you retarded? ajit pie? how dare you disrespect our lord and saviour

You would not believe your eyes, if 10 million fireflies, lit up the world as i fell asleep

Y E E T

meet me at the hotel room x4

forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room

you can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room

forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room

you can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room

What's the differrence between jam and jelly? ~ I can't jelly my fist up your ass