Lies

But... but... I never played Roblox for 2 days!

It wasn't a bit of advice, it was a demand. I watched you scam that little innocent child out of his robux last night. To pay for your sins you MUST buy fallout 76!

Thank you God, you're always there to brighten up my day and enlighten my knowledge.

Don't worry You can still pre order fallout 76!

Yay, I totally forgot to say it was my birthday last Sunday.
Now I get to feel the depression kicking in. :D

Not a place.


But an continent.

Canada is not a real place.

Ningens beware
The salty man is there
He reeks of NaCl
What a really bad smell

He should have a shower
Before the witching hour
To get those nasty thoughts away
And save his mind of decay

However he stays the same way
Because he wants to pay
And forever he mods
Like a lonely clod.