Recent reviews by Femboy Enthusiast

Game start up no.1 - Game freezes for 30 seconds, thinks nothing of it. Proceeds to fully freeze my entire PC while looking at armor.
Game start up no.2 - Game fully freezes my PC after looking at the weapon patterns for the new SMG
Game start up no.3 - Does MORE troubleshooting and makes all overlays including discord and steam not turn on for the game hoping it works. Plays a few games on the major order and has fun.
Game start up no.4 - Game crashes loading in.
Game start up no.5 - Game crashes loading in.
Game start up no.6 - Gets kicked from first, second, and third match. Get off to play a different game.
Game start up no.7 - Gets on to do some more major order, has fun despite large number of enemies phasing through solid objects. Dying and having to respawn because I got stuck in terrain, and numerous other issues plaguing the game.
Game start up no.8 - Had to go do personal things and comes back to do the Major Order, second Illuminate subfaction is no where near as fun as the first one we just fought. I wanna go back to the sand planet :c

This is an average day of Helldivers. This game has its fun buried deep somewhere within it, and if you are willing to go digging you will find genuine enjoyment from this game. But there are so many issues from the glitches, the balance, the toxicity and so much more. This game is just not worth getting into in the long term. Play with some friends and do a few missions together on a low to medium difficulty, anything else and you'll practically be playing in quicksand.

I want to love this game, every fibre of my being makes me wish that this was the perfect STALKER game, but it just fumbles at every corner. From just how horribly buggy the game was at launch and somehow still is despite dozens of patches. With enemies spawning literally on-top of me, to reloading previous saves several times just to try and get story characters to talk to me correctly. I will say I don't actually mind some of the story beats in this game. Ward is a fine faction on paper and Spark is okay, though they both just feel like the original Duty and Freedom faction elevated, which makes you wonder why both Duty and Freedom are barely even mentioned in the game. It felt both refreshing but a little scummy to go through old areas that were in previous STALKER games, though its weird how the map is orientated. Overall my experience with the game left me wanting more, and though we eventually will get more with the DLCs, it feels like I will still be cut short of expectations. Can only hope something comes of this game like what came from the original games.

Also the ♥♥♥♥ going on with Misery is just depressing, its literally just going to result in bad PR for a game already with plenty of controversy with minimal gains. Just sad.

No better desert to get shanked in, half eaten by giant sand bugs, then enslaved by upstanding citizens and beaten for not crawling fast enough after having my legs bit off.

A beautifully made game with characters I like, a story I got interested in, gameplay that gives me a headache in a good way, dialog that made me laugh quite abit, and plenty of bonus content to do. I enjoyed every moment of this game and can't wait to see the future content this game gets.

Side point: Please make the None-Lethal Pyromancer a playable wizard, I love lil Bori

Finally, I can know what its like to be with the science team.

After a *few* more hours of being the part of the science team. I can happily conclude that I love this game to the point of my only real complain with the game being is that I want even more content in it. This game is beautiful and I look forward to seeing it grow further :3

Amazing update, half of the "new" cosmetics are either things that were already in the game or just "re-skins" of existing armor, (they could've just updated the old armor to be able to use liveries), every single match I have gotten into since this update has had somehow worse balancing with double digit rank teams going against triple digit ranked teams, we got *more* cosmetics for the Messer (which is now the two handed weapon with the most skins) and the sword (which already had the most skins of all one handed weapons (also could just shorten the blade on a few of them and give my homie the short sword some actual knight skins instead of just viking skins)), I do enjoy the FFA skins but honestly who would complain if we could just use most of them in team fights? And this'll probably come next update but when are we getting peasant voicelines? New FFA maps are just repurposed existing maps which is fine, not that I've even been able to play them since every FFA match I've played has been duel yard. I have been playing this game off and on the past 200 hours or so and I'll probably continue to play it in the foreseeable future, but gods it can be a headache at times between getting randomly disconnected from a match despite having perfectly fine connection, to just straight up questioning if the block mechanic is RNG based on if it'll actually block an attack or not.

and now that my long rant is done, I'll put it simply, this game is fun, really fun with friends, but then again, most games are. This game isn't worth it's full price, especially not the special editions, however if you get it on sale and play it for the memes you'll most likely enjoy your purchase, but long term playing can lead to a frustrating experience.

also no way to earn crowns so almost every battle-pass isn't worth buying.

Can't go to big tree

0/10

Makes me wish I wasn't an only child.

Also Twitter is a silly place, why anyone would ever base their opinion off of that cesspit, I'll never understand.

I cant play a single heist on Deathwish without getting atleast 2 people calling me a hacker because of me marking through walls or because I know how to stun cops with a buzzer.

gg Overkill.

Pls give me more f2ps to torment.

After hours of playing enemy within/unknown on my console for a couple of years, playing on this game was a blast of nostalgia. Playing this game is wonderful, especially with workshop support, and although it has gliches here and there, nothing to make the game unplayable or bad. Ive spent hours on this game, and much more to come.