Hello you may have noticed recent sounds in your area and bright lights shining into your windows at nigh. Please note these are not Aliens and you should remain calm at all times. Love Always -Prince Zoltar

Hi, I am a response to the Albanian Virus. I am, in fact, a Ukrainian virus, designed specifically to combat the Albanian Virus. I would ask if you could be so kind as to not delete any relevant files and keep your computer safe.

Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation!
Best regards, Albanian virus