this guy plays e girl champs

oh my god im homer simpson

🍄👨‍🦳🍝🤑 ATTENTION ALL GAMERS: 🍄👨‍🦳🍝🤑

📢📢📢 WARIO NEEDS YOUR HELP! 📢📢📢

He's stuck in his own money bin and can't find his way out! All he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year.

But you gotta be quick! His garlic breath is getting stronger by the second and if he doesn't find his way out soon, he might just start eating his own coins! 🍕🤢🤑

Help Wario escape and maybe, just maybe, he'll give you a "Wah" of gratitude! 🎉💰👨‍🌾

🍄👨‍🦳🍝🤑 DON'T LET WARIO DOWN! 🍄👨‍🦳🍝🤑

wake up samurai

please man

please bro accept it bro

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Accept my friend request bro

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

miss u too homie <3

-rep no brain

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.

actual piece of ♥♥♥♥ lmao

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+rep good trade

yep

go eat a ♥♥♥♥ nanny.

NIP OUTDATED Jebaited FNATIC OVERRATED Jebaited GODSENT JEBAITED Jebaited SWEDISH CS ELIMINATED

I was only 9 years old
I loved Kenny S so much,
I pray to Kenny every night before bed, thanking him for the skins I've been given
"Kenny is love" I say; "Kenny is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a silver
I know he was just jealous of my love for Kenny
I called him a hacker
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Kenny
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "I just won a bet."
He grabs me with his powerful Karambit Fade hands and puts me down onto my well worn hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my well worn safari mesh for Kenny
He penetrates my Safari mesh
It hurts so much but I do it for Kenny
I can feel my bets winning as my eyes start to water
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my safari mesh with his love
My dad walks in
Kenny looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all factory new now."
Kenny leaves through my window
Kenny is love. Kenny is life.

good guy :*

TOMATO JONES IS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

+rep fk this fake ass ♥♥♥♥♥

-rep fk this fake ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥

-rep cancer

Scammed me out of P90 sand dune don't trade!!!!

this guy is a piece of ♥♥♥♥

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