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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
This is just barely a video game

As such: I continue to not understand why these types of games are as staggeringly popular as they are... Conceptually this is cool and a neat fit for Halo because of The Flood alone but really all you do is walk around and occasionally select an upgrade when prompted, with the game doing all the killing for you 99% of the time (the other percent being "aiming" and a pathetic little whiff of a melee attack that isn't helpful in the slightest amid all the chaos you're constantly surrounded by)

I can only hope it (and every game like it/that inspired it) opens up a lot after a lil' while, cuz' I know I sure wouldn't pay for one of these if not! Sorry but there just isn't anything to it...
Posted 20 December.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
Great first slice, looking forward to the rest of it (and I'm not even that big a turn-based guy)!
Posted 27 April.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
109.9 hrs on record (91.3 hrs at review time)
Nitroglycerin sweat's pretty helpful in The Hunger Games tbh
Posted 23 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Great pixel art and you can definitely see that there's a clear vision for this that they've got in mind... but it's just kinda too simple and not very good atm (I want to like it, though)

It's got potential but I doubt I'd buy the full version if it ain't much different, sorry
Posted 28 February. Last edited 1 March.
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4.0 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
♪ "CUZ' THIS IS MY LIFE AS I WANT IT TO BE;"

SLIDIN' DOWN THE MOUNTAIN WITH A RUPTURED SPLEEN ♪
Posted 25 December, 2024. Last edited 25 December, 2024.
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8.0 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Just as great as I thought it'd be! (and ya can't beat free!)

A level editor, endless mode once you've beaten the story and/or Co-op would be amazing
Posted 13 May, 2024. Last edited 13 May, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Downright essential
Posted 7 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
26.9 hrs on record (25.7 hrs at review time)
I'm a weirdo who actually likes Half-Life: Source for some reason (and shoot: With this mod: https://www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-source-fixed part of me even kinda prefers it tbh)

This version's always gonna have a special place in my heart purely because of Freeman's Mind no matter how busted it is. Red knuckles & constant crowbar clanging and all.




Plus it gave us Black Mesa so like... Y E A H !
Posted 17 November, 2023. Last edited 14 September.
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34.9 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
This is Half-Life 1 for me now
Posted 14 March, 2023. Last edited 14 March, 2023.
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24.1 hrs on record (22.1 hrs at review time)
Baaaaasically DLC (that would be as expensive as the main game if it was) but still pretty pog

It's great in some ways but terrible in others (2-3 headshots to down a zombie is waaaaaaaay better than up to 11 if you're really unlucky like in RE2 Remake, Carlos's falcon punch is awesome and never gets old, and faster respawns are great, but why the actual flying frick did they get rid of being able to shove enemies off with a sub-weapon, you have to pay for the classic costumes, the Hunter's insta-kill can go jump off a bridge, and there's no option for the OG soundtrack despite 2 having it and being one of the best parts of that game...)

Overall $10 well spent, would recommend (especially following up a playthrough of #2)
Posted 29 November, 2022. Last edited 7 April.
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