Recent reviews by ThatGhostToast

"You're not the customer you're the product, and I'm selling your attention to the highest bidder." is an unfathomably hard line and it's amazing that I'm hearing it for the first time from a game titled Leaf Blower Man: This Game Blows!

Dammit Todd you've done it again

I laughed, I cried. If this game doesn't win game of the year it's rigged

In its current state, this is honestly just a worse version of the browser geoguessr

Everyone not recommending this game is just really bad at it

It would be better though if the goose ending was the true ending

♥♥♥♥ you Steve Clark Traffic Warlock

Managing dealing with peeing my pants as I frantically sail to a dock while being chased by ghost ships and mysterious red light is not an experience I thought I would enjoy. 10/10 can't wait for the DLC

Dave the Diver turning into an anime rhythm game after playing for 13 hours was the most unexpected thing I have ever experienced in gaming

I finally get to live out my wet dream of being Peter Parker. 10/10

*** The $70 experience ***
Finally get a day off to play the game
Start it up, game crashes
Validate game files
Takes forever but was worth it (49 problem files detected)
Hop into a quickplay
Get called the N word 5 times in the first match (finally feels like COD again!)
game crashes with the error "disconnected from steam"
Restart PC
Get back into the game
Get spawn trapped for 2 matches
play for about 30 minutes before game crashes again
Start it back up
Play with friends
Takes us 10 minutes to get into a game together because we take turns crashing
Play a few matches
One of us hops off
Game says "connecting" for 10 minutes without finding a match
Have to leave the lobby and re invite everyone
Play for a few more matches before the game crashes again

MFW I spent $70 on crashing simulator 2022
Campaign is fun though