Good afternoon Texas Steve, Wahr and Nerdy recommended that I contact you perhaps for a mod commission.

Hi dear Texas Steve!!
I'm A.R. Borodach. Thank you very much for the Vanilla+ Weapons pack, it's very good, but if possible, make it possible for ATGMs to capture targets in the air, as this would be a more useful feature than capturing only ground targets. Please do this, and the community will thank you greatly

was porting one of ur hl2 mods to gmod for my personal use (wont post it publicly unless you say its ok) and ive been having this weird issue, you think you could help me out a little?

can you do a springfield 1842 for ravenfileld

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waiting for you to add covenant pllasma rifle to hl2

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Hello! Do you think it would be possible to apply the HL2 citizen pinky finger fix you made for stuff like Black Mesa?

Hey i added you because i have a question about a possible bug fix for HL-2 you could help with.

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thanks for hands in citizen

Hey! Saw your Halo weapons. Audio engineer here with access to remade uncompressed original Halo sounds if you need 'em.

hey there! could you perchance make some viewmodel animations for an hl2 mod?

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So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through! Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with BS deus ex weapons that came out of no where.

And another thing that pissed me off is that in the last episode of the war we find out that Stalin was a bad guy the entire time! Where was this foreshadowed to us? WTF, total character assassination. He was all about freeing the oppressed and bringing about a new system that wasn't shackling the poor and they made him a dictator??

Anyways, WWII was cool but its end was absolutely trash and I would like you guys to sign a petition to have it rewritten.

Yeah so I’ll try to be quick. I was in EB Games yesterday with my daughter looking at the PC Parts and I said something out loud about wanting a PC and not being able to afford one and I was approached by a guy who i admit was kinda shady but he said if i just give him my daughter and dont ask any questions he’ll pay for all my pc parts. I told him id need to think about it so he gave me a number to call. I mentioned it to my wife and she was mortified that I would even think about it but i think she’s being a bit silly. WIBTA?

EDIT: the acid finally wore off and it turns out I already did this three years ago. Nvrmnd lmao

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I am and always will be a racist, everyone in my family is a racist. We're so racist that we've watched every single Nascar race and we all drive manuals too, that's how racist we are 📷. Some races are superior to others, mainly the F1 races, nothing like a good ol' race war. I love being a racist around everyone I see but not everyone appreciates the power of my Mustang, one time I got kicked out of a restaurant for telling everyone that I'm a racist. I wish more people were as racist as I am. Upvote if you're a true racist.

Edit: thanks for the silver kind stranger !

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Obligatory this was not actually today, it happened 5 years ago when I was 18.

So I was in my room jacking off, (I always jack off completely naked) and this hot girl accidentally walked in. I was really horny and I was a virgin so I got super nervous. Then as she was walking towards me her clothes accidentally fell off, so she was just in her underwear.

Now THIS, is where it gets really weird.

I said, “what next?” but she THOUGHT I said “Hot sex.” So she took off her bra and revealed her gigantic tits, the biggest tits my virgin eyes had ever seen. We’re talking like HUGE tits here.

So I walked up to her just to get a closer look, but I tripped and my (now erect) ♥♥♥♥ fell insode of her by mistake!

Let’s just say, by the end of that night, I was no longer a virgin.

TL;DR: accidentally had hot sex with hot woman

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