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hemi on cia.gov 13 Jan @ 6:09am 
hemi fun fact: i used to lick the tv screen when the weather man came on. And thats how i figured out i were allergic to dust
hemi on cia.gov 24 Dec, 2025 @ 1:51pm 
happy tree
hemi on cia.gov 1 Dec, 2025 @ 2:45am 
-rep his massive balls caused an earthquake when he got up from his gaming chair, killing my family and wiping out half the country.

+rep almost saved my cat from a tree
Fenty Dealer 26 Nov, 2025 @ 2:41pm 
so true
Shabcher 26 Nov, 2025 @ 2:34pm 
-rep narcissist
hemi on cia.gov 24 Nov, 2025 @ 6:33am 
hi im not a fed bot. Im a human with human job at human work. Im an active human that enjoys human things like drinking water. Tell me your darkest secrets.
hemi on cia.gov 18 Nov, 2025 @ 1:25pm 
not even close

(idk what dids means)
Koty Lala 18 Nov, 2025 @ 12:21pm 
not even close
pentadavidcze 18 Nov, 2025 @ 12:21pm 
not even close
hemi on cia.gov 16 Nov, 2025 @ 7:07am 
hi i saw a homeless jackin off tooday atm the bus stop just in cadse you are intirested in this fact
hemi on cia.gov 2 Nov, 2025 @ 9:59am 
i tried to write it down but my pen ran out like it KNEW i was gonna note it down like it dry on purpose how tf does ink dry overnight huh huh unless they used the frequency to vibrate it out i read that ink can vibrate too bro no joke. if i disapear tell them iwas right. my beer tastes diffant too like metal maybe they poisonin the cans now i cant even trust my beer wtf bro i just wanted to watch the weather and now im the wtached
hemi on cia.gov 2 Nov, 2025 @ 9:59am 
.i taped over it but i still feel it watchin me the air got heavy.the announcer dude smiled weird too like not human smile too many teeth or maybe my tv stretchin but idk man i think he know im watchin i think he sayin the forecast like a message when he says “partly cloudy” that means "we see u hemmi" and when he says “high winds” it means they movin fast maybe comin tonight.
hemi on cia.gov 2 Nov, 2025 @ 9:58am 
my smoke detect o fell off by itself i didnt even touch it i swear it whispered sumthin like “shhhhh” like that i heard it clear bro im not crazy its the sound waves they can use em to talk thru cans maybe i dunno i seen a vid once about vibrashuns in metal i think theyre testin it on teh people. the birds outside not movin at all i looked at em thru window and they all facin same way like lined up like tiny antennas collectin data from the clouds and our brains and the clouds not even clouds bro they too smooth like digital almost like jpeg sky u kno like pixelly i stared too long n it flickered for a sec swear on my beer. i unplugged the tv but it still had light in the corner tiny lil red light blink
hemi on cia.gov 2 Nov, 2025 @ 9:58am 
brooo okkk wait ok listen i gotta typ this fast bfore they switch the signal again i swear i KNEw it i knwwww it bro the freakin weather man came on too early today i wached the clock it said 6:57 like how tf he on that early he never on that early the gov prolly told him to they do that when theyre sendin the signs like subtle u know but i SEEE it i SEEE IT. he said: stay safe tonite”. but he looked right at me like through the screen straight into my brain bro like i felt it in my teeth no joke my fillings buzzed like lil radios talkin n stuff the fridge blinked at same time too one blink then two short that was code i kno it i kno morse kinda a lil its prob sayin smth like RUN or HIDE or some.
hemi on cia.gov 31 Oct, 2025 @ 6:20pm 
+rep cuz govenmernt and they say they donst watch u but the lights blinked when i opnd my fridge weird rn like why it blink like taht bro i just wanted water not surveilance and they have cameras everryvehere even in the sky and the birds and my soup and like idk the soup started lookin g at me weird tho like it knows stomething i dont anyways stay safe theyre prob reading tis
MightySafix 13 Oct, 2025 @ 11:11am 
What a good little cow xD
Rey 6 Oct, 2025 @ 5:49am 
+rep good sheriff :)
kan1tosan | TTV 30 Sep, 2025 @ 11:51am 
+rep insane survivor <3
Sticzala 27 Sep, 2025 @ 12:31pm 
I love u
hemi on cia.gov 19 Sep, 2025 @ 10:51am 
+-rep, i asked for fanta and got fenta instead
Fenty Dealer 4 Sep, 2025 @ 10:02pm 
and I would always do it again
Strife 4 Sep, 2025 @ 9:48pm 
W, saved my life IRL, while a crazy clown was trying to murder me. Legend of a man
Agent.Fox 1 Sep, 2025 @ 7:01am 
you gay
Fenty Dealer 30 Aug, 2025 @ 7:24pm 
you're french.
Agent.Fox 30 Aug, 2025 @ 7:20pm 
cheat , tunel , slugs big noob toxic
fichoZ 29 Aug, 2025 @ 12:17pm 
-rep he beats his wife :theskull::steammocking:
hemi on cia.gov 28 Aug, 2025 @ 2:04pm 
+rep (sry for stealing ur kids)
Chosen of Selûne 20 Aug, 2025 @ 1:47pm 
+ rep best sheriff
d3n 17 Aug, 2025 @ 5:48pm 
+rep CRAZY CLUTCH AT THE END OF THE GAME respect
melamel0va 19 Jul, 2025 @ 9:47am 
+rep fun myers
Romeo Must Die 20 May, 2025 @ 6:35pm 
+rep fun cowboy:Magnum_GGC:
woy @sixo 20 May, 2025 @ 5:48pm 
+rep best and funniest myers, predicted where ur hiding xD
Mommy 20 May, 2025 @ 3:11pm 
+rep best myers ever
Baelphire 17 May, 2025 @ 12:26pm 
+rep little cutie
zWuxy 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:06pm 
+Rep Good player in dbd and very respectful person
neens 7 Jul, 2024 @ 10:26am 
+rep fair killer :)
Phlegmatic 19 Jun, 2024 @ 3:38am 
+rep Sheriff Jake who won't let his people down! <3
Schmexy 8 Mar, 2024 @ 1:12pm 
+rep nice onryo :)
Linny D. Roo 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:00am 
+rep for the fellow westerner
Xaggy 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04am 
+rep he's a good guy
Z_z 30 Jun, 2023 @ 2:15am 
+rep:luv:
CS_Office 21 Jun, 2023 @ 10:35am 
+rep nice surv
virginia reaper 13 Jun, 2023 @ 2:02am 
+rep <3
kimchi 19 May, 2023 @ 5:46pm 
+rep real cutie :)
Muffin 18 May, 2023 @ 7:34am 
+rep One of the kindest souls I've met in this game.
Fenty Dealer 14 May, 2023 @ 4:20pm 
+rep, Bester Wraith, absolut spaß, fühle mich geehrt über Jesse Pinkman zu stehen
Hex: Drugged 14 May, 2023 @ 4:13pm 
(Ich war wraithy der Claudette auf Haddonfield geopfert hat)
Hex: Drugged 14 May, 2023 @ 4:11pm 
+rep süßer cowboy Jakey, ich hatte seit langem wieder Spaß als Killer, danke xD
zaha 7 May, 2023 @ 9:57am 
+rep cute surv
stinky 4 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm 
-rep arrested me ):<