Recent reviews by DT

Reasons I have suicidal thoughts and want to throw my mouse through my monitor:
-Ping spikes
-tapping a CT with my lovely Russian ak-47 and not making contact with a single weapon
-Being the only one who can get kills with glock or usp-s
-finding out that apperently if an M4 rifle is in a CT's hand, then they instantly have no aimpunch (possible scarcasm)
-T's having the majestic ability to ace a team with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ p90, even though they are strolling through a wall of lead from a Negev
-Going from God to ♥♥♥♥ within 2 games

Reasons to play this game:
-CS:GO sdk is fun to make maps with
-You can ♥♥♥♥ on your ♥♥♥♥ friends
-You can get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on by your godly friends
-US servers have good connections
-Godly 64 tick (cries silently)
-You can get yelled at because you didn't hear the man sneaking behind you before he backstabbed you
-Girl gamers get all the attention in DM's even though they never speak a single word over the Hormone hungry High-Schoolers
-No European severs filled with Russians while in the US
-Gaben takes my money without giving me the skins i begged for
-Doesn't have the number 3 within it

I rate 9/11