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2 people found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
With Azura you're getting exactly what you pay for, 4785 achievements without any effort, there is a house with chests and clicking on them will trigger achievements to unlock, i recommend having a fire estinguisher around just in case, as the cpu usage on Steam is going off the charts when that happens.

Obviously there isn't much more to this game, the english translation is pretty bad but i'm sure we can all manage, i suppose you can follow the main story and get on the ship to a town where there is little to see and do so it's not worth bothering as you have to play the turn based combat which is such a sadness.
Posted 5 April, 2021.
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11 people found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
23 achievements are broken and don't unlock.
Posted 4 February, 2018. Last edited 5 February, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
I grabbed this one for free when they used to give it away on most websites.Game isn't too bad, you just defend the farm by killing cows, much like plants vs zombies only that the plants is just a farmer and the zombies are mad cows.

A few upgrades and unlocks, a few unlockable enemies, and that's about it.

It's worth giving it a shot, if you don't hate it straght away it can be completed in 2 hours or less, there's cheat codes which makes it a lot easier to unlock all the levels.

The last boss can be a bit tricky, but it's pretty easy in the end.
5/10
Posted 11 February, 2016.
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34 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
5.0 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
I recommend you to avoid this game, the graphics, sound, and gameplay are horrendous.
The game itself feels extremely outdated and poorly optimized.
It took me quite a bit to get familiar with the map due to the poor map system.
It's a pretty bad attempt at a survival horror game.
3/10
Posted 7 February, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Short story with a twist, sadly i didn't get laid.
Posted 6 February, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
Free to play messenger simulator, very short, easy achievements, powered by Windows Xp.

Reminds me of high school and the time when everyone used the messenger, when there was no such thing as facebook.
Posted 5 February, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
6.4 hrs on record
Well after cleaning the tables 30 night shifts at Joe's Diner i can say that's the worst job i've ever had, sure it might sound easy taking some plates and trowing them in the garbage can, but try do that in a limited amount of time, when there's an angry dead ghost who keeps spawning chip bags, ducks, and mouse traps on the floor to make noise, who keeps activating the damn stuff in the diner to make some even more noise, and guess what, he's gonna wake the other dead ghost who wants to sleep, poor dude, must have a hard time resting in his coffin with that jackass making noise all the time.

The owner, Joe doesn't even tell me that this Diner is built over a cemetery, hides the fact that it's haunted, makes me run over to picking and disposing tables like im in a damn marathon, when all he said was "Clean the tables and make sure it's quet" i call ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on that, that's not what i signed up for.

On a serious note, the game is very repetitive, annoying, and frustrating, BUT, i have to admit it feels very rewarding at the end when you've been able to get through all that.

First few days will be easy, on latest shifts it will get really hard, but being fast and a little lucky you can bet you will make it through.

I will recommend it even though it's not really a game, more like a (push the button, reaction game) ,in the end it was worth it just to see how much ♥♥♥♥ you can take.

Can't wait to visit Pineview Drive's mansion and spend 30 days there, heh i bet that's gonna be a lot scarier than this.
Posted 30 January, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
If you're looking for a free game which can be completed in less than an hour with a few achievements, and discover a unique and interesting story you should really play this game.

I really enjoyed this, even though the story is short but to the point ,the simple yet interesting art really draws you in and you will start asking questions as you go on, a little master piece of an indie game i would say.
Go on, give it a try, it's free and i bet you will like it!
Posted 22 January, 2016.
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10 people found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
This is a short indie game, it's free, it takes about an hour to finish and i think anyone who's bored should give it a try.
Comes with a few achievements for those who collect achievements, has a few mini games inside, and yes it has ponies too, lacks the ability to save the game which can be annoying if you accidently skip a minigame or you have to leave,but for a casual 1 hour it's fine.I recommend it!
Posted 21 January, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
The Shopkeeper is a short story, point and click game in which you will step into the shoes of someone who needs to buy a present for his rich mother in law, hoping to impress her and eventually receive money through a business offer.

The game itself is a slow paced, repetitive, and it's annoying replay system in which you have to select multiple shop items to hear their little story in which you will gather information about the outcome of giving that gift.

As this is a short story, point and click game i think it should be treated for what it is, not anything fancy, no interaction whatsoever, no subtitles, no freedom at all, you can listen to a dialogue of different items,a small dialogue selection with your mother in law, and that's all, with a beautiful short story.

I recommend it when it's on a bundle or a good sale price, for a couple hours of casual clicking and listening to a short story i think it would be worth it.
Posted 1 January, 2016.
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