Recent reviews by josh

i rlly rlly like this game, its not a shooting game......did i mention i fell off?

if rush hour was a video game

nikos the best

the mechanics are so good and the world is too, but the story is so mid and the main villain is so lame and cringe, the batmobile sections are like half the game and are genuinely so bad i was forcing myself to eat indian food to make my friend happy and it was absolutely digusting i was eating it while doing a batmobile mission the two worst things in life, so everytime i hop in a batmobile i feel the disgusting presence of indian food in my mouth. Stick to the side quests, besides riddlers because despite saving catwoman being pretty great riddler puzzles are atrocious and lemme tell u ALOT OF BATMOBILE. games a solid 6 just play arkham city. dont play arkham knight and for the love of all that is holy dont eat indian food

its perfect, catwoman so fine in this game too

after further thought wolfenstein the new order is still better but this game is very good, music is 10/10 and i beat on nightmare or whatever it is and got no achievement, which is lame

best game ever

elite genuinely sad its over, the feeling u get when playing this game u just can get anywhere else. But why is maria mid now and the nurses are mid now too, why does this not feel like a survival horror game and why is james op now, why dont i get that same feeling of dread like in the first game, prime example of a remake that changed too many things that just didnt need to be changed, like literally some that nobody asked for and just giving us memory style checkpoints of things they threw away that people liked from the original oh but the puzzle in lakeview manor is still the most difficult thing on the planet, why on earth does the movement, combat and overall ui feel just like resident evil 4, couldve been done better and yo why does angela look like that, like shes just not fun to look at so chopped bro i stg getting stopped by angela just pisses me off because they made her model look horrible like i do wanna give her the knife she keeps asking for i swear

the assassins are still pushovers and the shotgun got nerfed, what a pile of white d0gsh1t

update: nvm its a good game wish i was as lucky as beckett and had a ghost woman trying to consume me 10/10 would slaughter clones again

The AI in this game is better than the randoms i get in pubs lmfao