subhuman monkey dog

added for trade

so inspirational what a guy +rep absolute chad gaming warlord

After a solid game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a pretty good player and generally a good guy. We started talking, and over the next few months we got tight. Lots of back and forth chatting, good csgo games, and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my friends house for a csgo lan party. He said ofc, so I was stoked to meet him in real life because he was coming.
When he got to my friends house he whispered in my ear that he had to tell me a secret in private. We went into a separate room from the party, and thats when he tripped me and jumped on me while I was on the ground trying to get his pants off. What he didnt realize is that I had boobytrapped the room, and slipping a rope noose over his right foot, the trap went off and he was dangling in the middle of the room with his pants down screaming. Thats when I knocked him out with a solid right hook. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that, It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo..

-REP: He's decent at CSGO, give him a shot in your five que no matter the rank. :)

to play the awp server more

What was my promise?

-rep broke his promise

Lol hes mad becase he thinks i hack <3 thank you for thinking im so good though V

-REP HE`S SO GAY

Anything to help my d00d

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat scout, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want womeone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my metalcore music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

+1 million For Being the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Friend and also for always being there for me God bless you soul!!!

+rep scammed my virginity

Aye can u add me need to ask you a question

-rep scammed me of my club penguin membership

same

so toxic ♥♥♥♥♥ are allowed on your awp server? damn i love servers full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

10/10 flicks

+rep my dream knife thx :D

forest can u inv me to spectate

rep not Swedish, but still nice guy

+rep Great dad!

+rep dank memes

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+rep best friend amazing aet huge heart

thank you.

nice artwork

Haha yes he was. He turned the worst week of my life into a much better one

AWP GOD

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+rep hes a noob

Blaspheme!

+rep swag

+rep HAVE MY BABIES ;3

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Sign my profile m8888 ur cewlll

+rep BEST ♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE SPOT

i like your face...let's have sex?!?!

+rep gr8 memes and nice nudes