So, I was at my friend's place. It's 3 AM, and my friend Mike was absolutely out for the count on the couch, mouth wide open, snoring like an Irish guy. I thought it would be funny if I made him sniff my balls, so I got myself naked and tried to teabag him a little bit without making it sexual, because he's my bro and I have to do it. I'm hovering over him, trying to maintain a precarious squat, and then tried to flick my balls with my finger just to get them to tag his nose, so his nose would suck them right into his nose. The balls got vacuumed into his nose as I expected them to, but the thing is that it felt really good, so it made me lose my balance for just a moment, which caused my balls to enter his mouth and wake him up. When he woke up, bro just screamed at me like I was trying to rape him or something. The next day, the dude just straight up ignored me as I walked past him at school. I don't know why bro is mad, I didn't do anything, he should grow a pair and get over it.

GG mate! Sorry i had to kill ya at the end there.. Better luck in your next match

nice ping abuse bud

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