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Wa🅱🅱a lu🅱🅱a du🅱 du🅱 i'm pickle Rick 😄😂😂😂
Hit that mf like if you understood👌💯😜
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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE RUB HANDS TOGETHER
WE COUNT SHEKELS TOGETHER
Send this MAGEN DAVID to everyone you care about including me if you care. see how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000+ your A TRUELY CHOSEN BY G-D!!
>she calls me a garden gnome
>I pay for the games
>she calls me a loser
>she still wants to ♥♥♥♥
>realise that Ondore is lying
>I take the game with my bear hands
>suddenly, she screams
>I scream
>the fat weeaboos scream
>I'm a bear
>she's a bear
>we're all bears
>she opens the door
>cops run in and yell 'get on the floor!'
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>realise I have to go back to potatos to get my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ power wrist
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAMESTOP
>try to preorder Marvel vs. Capcom 3
>wait in line for multiple hours behind fat kids and weeaboo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>some thirty-odd-year-old is hassling the clerk about BlazBlue
>finally leaves
>drink my questionably ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot coffee
>wonder if it's actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cold
>weeaboos are speaking broken Japanese
>yell out IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN A JAPANESE PRESCHOOL
>see a python in the corner
>you don't see snake
>start thinking with portals
>eventually get to the front of the line
>clerk is a GRRRRL gamer
>she wants to ♥♥♥♥
>she acts all "kawaii" and says "Uguu~" and "Desu~"
>tells me that only low-life virgins play Marvel vs. Capcom 3, and that Halo is the best FPS ever
>I disagree
>she says Halo invented FPS
>I laugh and disprove her
>she says that Halo was the first shooting game, and that it invented plasma rifles and planes with weapons
>I call her an idiot
>she calls me a noob
>ask for Battletoads
>she questions the girth of my penis
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