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yo, read ur coments about tf2 people, but anyway i wanna try. How about 140 keys for your spells? hmu if interested

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Get pooped on ( not by a bird )

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L-L-Lewd...

Don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + ho mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + repelled + get a life + ok + and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn’t laugh + you “re” + grammar issues + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio agian + final ratio + problematic

Vampires could use their long life to study science and develop artificial blood and a whole host of advanced technology but instead they insist on being eurotrash leather clad murderous hyper douchers.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Ben Shapiro Attempts to Sing All Star :

Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.

This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I’ve trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers. That’s my fetish.

Guy Fieri (pronounced "fiyeti" because he pretends to be fancy while eating garbage) is the actual incarnation of the ANTICHRIST and I can PROVE IT!!!! My reasons are the following:

He is known for wearing shirts with flames on them, a clear symbol of Hell/Hades/Perdition
His hair ends in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ blonde highlights that are very bright. Bright. Bright Light. The name Lucifer literally means "bringer of light". This one should be obvious.
He always says "That's Money" when describing whatever ♥♥♥♥♥♥ flavor of french fries he's eating. Multiple times in the New Testament money is described as the root of all evil. He's comparing FOOD, the source of life, to MONEY, the root of ALL EVIL.
Every time he features a restaurant, he leaves a weird-ass symbol showing basically a simple outline of his hair and goatee combo. this is LITERALLY the MARK OF THE BEAST!!!!
SATAN YOU WILL NOT FOOL ME. THE MainStreet Media will not cover this because they are UNDER his evil SPELL

murdered her husband and fed him to snakes.

+rep thanks op, she is a hot ♥♥♥♥♥ in porn, i ♥♥♥ so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium. i approach the station's docking port, flaccid ♥♥♥♥ in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to clebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing.

This mfer be one of the best out there. TU gang gang <3

Sail Hatan

69 is so funny. Whenever I hear it, I just burst out laughing. I run out into the living room and grab the Tv remote. I start flicking through the channels. “You guys, it’s so funny, you’ll laugh so hard!” I can barely get it out as I’m laughing so hard, banging the table and snickering while I flick through the TV channels. I finally get to The CW, and the number 69 is on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen! My family and friends who were over all stand up in tremendous applause, and my wife and children come back from upstate to be with my comedic genius!

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was your name inspired by 3 Hot Cakes $3.99

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Can't stop thinking about Ben Shapiro .Everytime I see his thicc frame behind the podium, I lose it. I jerk off and ♥♥♥ in seconds. I am jealous of the liberals that get to be dominated by that massive man. I wake up each morning with ♥♥♥ that could've in his hairy Jewish ass. I want him to slap me, tell me about how the minorities are stealing America from the whites. I roll over my bed, to see Ben's big nose looking right back at me. Immediately lots blood rush my penis, making it harder than ever before. He wraps his arms around me, whispering "Homosexuality is wrong" before making my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to the size of a synagogue. I feel his ♥♥♥, as warm as the candles of a menorah, in my hole.The Fetus forms, Ben tells me that I must protect it. "Abortion is murder," he says. I ask Ben to stay, to teach me the way of the menorah, but he puts his finger to my lips. "Our love is forbidden,"he says."No one can know I think bum is yum, and Don will be mad if he finds I've been with another man"

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Hentai is an even worse form of porn because it is even more unreal, even further removed from reality, even more capable of displaying utterly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and extreme stuff that cannot exist in reality. You know the stuff Im talking about and I dont care if you say you only watch the 'good' kind of hentai. It is poison in the worst form. It is attractive, that is the problem. Down that road lies lonliness and dissatisfaction. You need to let that poison go and find incomparable joys in real life. Luckily they are common. Go feel the sun on your face. Run and feel your body move. You can do it.

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.
11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and i didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.

Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

i was confused but i now i see the answer. anal cleavage

keep gaming hard gurl. u so fine. wanna make u mine. but kant. bye <3

errybody 'bout to get shanked for 'dem bells

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♥♥♥♥ YOU. I have heard that "lol you must be fun at parties" at least a hundred times. GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ORIGINAL. Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ. Stop saying the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing over and over and over again. Just because you don't agree with me DOES NOT HAVE ♥♥♥♥ TO DO WITH PARTIES. What the ♥♥♥♥. Do you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fart at parties or something? If so I don't want to go to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥-ass parties in the first place. I'll stick to my wine and cheese dinners, you know, REAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PARTIES. I downvoted you because not one thing you said was original. You're just a robot programmed to say these phrases over and over again to feel connected to 1s and 0s on the internet. You've never been to a party. That's why you say those things. WELL I'M ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired. of it. I'm tired. Say that to me one more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time and I will find you. I'm taking a stand. I am so sick of the stupid "parties" comeback. It's not fun. It's not clever. It's really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurtful. Thanks a lot, ♥♥♥♥.

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually ♥♥♥♥ her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ♥♥♥♥ her tight ♥♥♥♥♥ every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck.

MILKY MILKY, WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S DINKY!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'LL CRY AND WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

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For anyone who is "mourning" Chester from Linkin Park:
You're either willfully ignorant of cultural appropriation or blatantly racist yourself.
Do you morons not understand that rapping is black culture, and rock music WAS black culture before white people stole it (like they do everything), watered it down to make it more palatable​ for house wives, and sold it to racist, white teenagers? All Linkin Park did was continue the trend of stealing from people of color and give them no credit or reparations.
Linkin Park is a white supremacist band, and I'm glad Chester killed himself. It's the only way he could've made up for all the damage he'd done.

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tupac alive numbr one #1 in japan ….♥♥♥♥ the korean ,..♥♥♥♥♥ ashol zainichi no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the zainichi farm aminal with rap magic now we the japan rule .ape of the zoo leader kim jon gun fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and korea wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. japan greattst countrey

Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say konichiwa. I always ask you about your favorite anime before talking about my waifu. You’re usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a Christian. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like the Crusades but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice) I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the ♥♥♥♥ I watch.

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Rawr x3 nuzzles The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues pounces on you The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds o3o notices you have a bulge o: Line up at the start ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy The running speed starts slowly, :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound (; nuzzles wuzzles Remember to run in a straight line $: wiggles butt and squirms and run as long as possible ~ wiggles butt The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound o3o wags tail your test is over ~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ The test will begin on the word start rubs your chest On your mark squirms get ready sad face start runs paws down your chest and bites lip

Have a great weekend~

Hey Kuffar
Instead of sitting around on the internet all day, posting pointless messages and abusing yourselves to pictures of loose women, why not do something productive and surrender your lives to Allah?

Jebus chrizz your profile got pimped.

I don't even know how to handle it

:love: Happy Easter!

-rep won't go to sleep