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1 person found this review helpful
50.2 hrs on record (36.3 hrs at review time)
The game is fast and a F tonne of fun!
Posted 5 September, 2017.
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0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
My first ten minutes in Rust:

- Woke up. got beaten to death by a nude man with a Rock.
- Respawned. Woke up. Got chased by a nude man with a Rock.
- Killed by aforementioned nude man with a Rock.
- Spawned. Woke up. The hunted became the Hunter. (I chased a dude with a rock. I was nude.)
- Killed a guy with a rock after several beatings to the brain holder. Obtained human fat. Yummy.
- I ate something. (Not the human fat) I died shortly after.
- I chased another nude dude with a flaming torch. He ran into the ocean and drowned.
- I drowned.
- I found a magical horse that defied physics. It was glorious.
- I chased said Horse. I named it Gaben. (Because it was glorious)
- I found a Stag. I chased it. It could run under water and through spike traps.
- I ran through aforementioned spike trap.
- I died again. Thanks to the spikes. They were spikey.
- Stag is invincible.
- Nerf requested for Stags and Magical Horses.




100 out of 10 would recommend to a friend. Play this game.
Posted 26 May, 2015.
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