The chicken laughed.

Not a normal laugh either.

It sounded exactly like a Honda Civic trying to start in winter.

The two chicken nuggets were sitting in the sand staring at each other.

One suddenly yelled, "HE KNOWS."

The other nugget screamed, "KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE BEANS."

Neither of us knew who "he" was.

Or what beans they were talking about.

A few hours later Tech found a door standing in the middle of the jungle.

Just a door.

No walls.

No building.

Nothing.

He opened it.

Behind it was another beach with another Tech standing there.

The other Tech took one look at us and immediately slammed the door shut.

"Rude," said Tech.

The chicken nodded.

"Yeah, that guy sucks."

Around sunset, a shopping cart rolled out of the ocean by itself.

Inside it was a single potato wearing sunglasses.

The potato pointed at Tech and said, "The council has denied your request."

Me and my best boy Tech got stranded on an island with a chicken and two chicken nuggets after Tech tried to microwave a Pop-Tart for 47 minutes because he said he was "speedrunning breakfast." The microwave started speaking Latin, a flash of green light exploded out of it, and the next thing we knew we were laying on a beach.

The only things around us were a chicken, two chicken nuggets, and a traffic cone stuck in a palm tree.

Tech stood up, looked around, and said, "I can fix this."

Immediately after saying that, he stepped into a bucket that wasn't there five seconds earlier.

https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/profiles/76561198077793838/ this dude walls for his teammates. right in the end too so they can tie

clearly knows how to office

i would say +rep but this guy sold his blue phosphor for a fraction of what its worth so -rep

thanks for keeping it real youre a g irl