n&b slug 4 trd?

ayy lmao

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didnt quit games... smh

Justice

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

🎯accept my friend request bro🎯
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Friendly Guy 🤴❤️
😊😊 We can be friends for future games 😊😊

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❤️✅+REP Nice profile ! ✅❤️
✅+REP Have a nice day ! ✅
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Friendly Guy 🤴❤️
😊😊 We can be friends for future games 😊😊

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❤️✅+REP Nice profile ! ✅❤️
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yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

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🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟

𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓰𝓾𝔂=)
𝓦𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼^_^


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sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

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Friendly Guy !!! ❤️
We can be friends for future games ^_^


✅✅✅+REP Good Player
✅✅✅+REP Good Friend
✅✅✅+REP Nice profile
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You think your penis is large? Mine is immeasurably bigger than yours, there is no scale in existence that can even comprehend the size of my penis. It ruptures the very fabric of spacetime and bends the reality of this universe. It is comparable to celestial objects, nay, galaxies. The size of it should be impossible yet it exists because of my sheer masculinity. It swallows entire star systems as I use the restroom, and even blackholes are obliterated as my penis even destroys the most destructive things of the universe. Wormholes to other universes are created by the extreme density and gravitational force generated by my penis. My penis has been considered a godly object, a force unharnessable by anyone but myself, and an essential component to all existence. Yours is simply a tool of reproduction, make sure you know who you're talking to next time.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play CS:GO with me (Im an awper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to comp wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you skin as little gift. you like startak? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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"Mallory please" "bye" rq

I got curious one day while beating my ♥♥♥♥. I came all over myself as always, but this time was different, this time instead of letting the sticky white ♥♥♥ dry on top of my body like a protein lotion, I decided to give it a taste. It's not gay or anything, everyone has their sexual curiosities right? I dabbed my finger into the pool of tadpoles and stuck into my mouth. It tasted..different, nothing super tasty, i mean im not gay lol, but it didnt really taste gross either. Over the next month i began eating my ♥♥♥ every time i beat off, I would experiment with different diets to alter the taste of my nice loads. My favorite combination by far is a mix of pineapple, mangos, and guacamole. It gives my semen a robust taste and a rich texture that allows the semen to slide nicely down my throat. Give it a try sometime, no ♥♥♥♥

i nut and facial da doge

Das pretty rood

i nut into cups

My own two cents about me (Fancy speaker):

Weapons of choice: Vocabulary (with a hard R)

Favourite pastime activity: Looking up vocabulary (with a hard R)

Fuv Orient cartoon (at the moment): Boruto's dad's son's wierd journey (with a hard R)

F@vorrite (non anime) shows: Endless eight in both broadcast and chronological sub and dub

Good at: hopefully something useful

Bit about me (I enjoy big black ♥♥♥♥ and tiny asian ♥♥♥♥):

Weapons of choice: suburban white mom, cumstained dog (woof woof), bagpipes

Favourite pastime activity: participating in activities in the Vancouver KKK club

Fuv Anime (at the moment): 50 Shades of Woof Woof

F@vorrite (non anime) shows: the Interracial catagory in porn

Good at: finding the Cure for Arithmetics and Physics

Juwee is a thrill seeker with very little regard for his brother's personal safety. He is fearless in battle and can be a great asset for defensive maneuvers against da JTF2, however he seems to enjoy the havoc and chaos of police raids.

He uses a remote detonated dispersal mine filled with a mystery meats™ of disclosed contents to impede his grandma's advances.

Every kitchen needs a way to quickly cook snacks and meals, and this RCA 0.7 cubic foot Microwave is a great choice. Whether you use it to heat leftovers, make coffee or tea, or soften butter and ice cream, it will be an indispensible item for every member of your family. Powered with 700 watts, this oven features ten power levels for complete versatility and accuracy, six one-touch cooking menus to easily choose the perfect combination of time and temperature for anything, and an express cooking function so that you can simply and quickly heat or cook almost anything. Style-wise this oven boasts a sleek and minimal and will look great with virtually any style of décor. Easy to use keypad and screen, including digital clock and timer, ensures a simple interface for users of all ages. This 700W microwave also has a removable glass turntable for easy cleaning.

Ice is nice.

two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

When I was younger, I was attracted to Bird's
There was this one girl in particular that I really got a boner every time I was around her or even pictured her in my head. She had these sexy blue wings (and sometimes, no bra) and you could see a lot of her non existant tittys, which I practically drooled over.
I finally went up to talk to her and we hit it off very well; she was genuinely interested in me. Although she was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, she said that once we're out of kindergarden, she and I were gonna live together and hopefully live a long happy life of her ass on my face.
Anyways long story short, she ended up forgetting who i was before the end of the day

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How to become one with the universe as robot gandhi?

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6:11 PM - Dante Joestar: i think its a woman thing
6:11 PM - Dante Joestar: but idk

Life is like a box of chocolates: it goes by faster when your fat

"SPEC* Dante Joestar : this is like preschoolers" on juwee vs birry mge

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naruto has summon you join in his ninja clan!! send this to 5 of your best friends to join in ninja clan and be top ninja in leaf town. only true ninja work with naruto and learn how to use double team. are you one of the ninja?

I'm Adolf Hitler, and this is my third reich. I work here with my second-in-command and my SS commander, Heinrich Himmler. Everything in here has a swastika and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come outta that furnace

IF YA BOI EVER AINT GOT ♥♥♥♥♥ TELL HIM TO GRAB A WATERMELON. LEAVE IT OUTSIDE ON A WARM DAY TO LET THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ GET WARM. WHAT UR BOI GOTTA DO NEXT IS MAKE A HOLE IN THE MELON. SHOULD BE SHAPED LIKE A CANAL. I RECOMMEND USING A MELON BALLER. YOU CAN EAT THIS ♥♥♥♥ TOO IF YOU HUNGRY. HOW BIG THE HOLE? DEPENDS ON YOUR BOY. BUT YOU U GOTTA MAKE SURE IT A LITTLE WIDE CAUSE WE AINT DONE FAM. IF IT TOO WIDE NO BIG DEAL, WE AINT DONE YET THEN WHAT YOU DO IS U TAKE SOME THAT HELLMANS AND PUT IT IN THE HOLE. GIVE IT A LIL MORE TEXTURE. WARM IT UP BUT NOT TOO WARM CAUSE AINT NO ONE LIKE TO BURN THEIR WILLY. NEXT STEP IS THE MOST IMPORTANT. YOU GOTTA STUFF SOME EXPIRED DELI HAM IN IT. THE MORE SPOILED THE BETTER CAUSE IT GET THAT NICE SLIMY FEEL TO IT. THEN ADD ANOTHER LAYER OF HELLMANS. AFTER THAT YOU BASICALLY DONE WITH THE HARD PART. FEELS JUST LIKE A REAL ♥♥♥♥♥.

Ｔｈｅ ｗｅｓｔｉｓ ｄｅａｄ ｌｏｎｇ ｌｉｖｅ ｅａｓｔ

Bit about me (Angry Scottish Kid):

Weapons of choice: Abusing bad english ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to gain self esteem

Favourite pastime activity: smashing keyboard when upset from playing overwatch

Fav Anime (at the moment): Grainy 2006 Webcam

Favourite (non anime) shows: Numa Numa

Good at: wake up calls

Bit about me (da deep blue sky):

Weapons of choice: pumkin spice lattes,the downsyndrome kid
Favourite pastime activity: shaking my fist out my car window

Fav Anime (at the moment):One Piece:School Idol Project

Favourite (non anime) shows: Super Duper Sumos,Almost naked animals

Good at: GUMU GUMU NOOOOOOOOOOOO JETOH WAH HA HEEEEEEEE

Bit about me (Blu ♥♥♥):

Weapons of choice: Cloaker batons and my photoshopped mewtwo on pokemon go

Favourite pastime activity: Jacking it to pictures of (name removed for safety)

Fav Anime (at the moment): Bible Black

Favourite (non anime) shows: Girls gone wild. RWBY. & R*A*S*H.

Good at: Stealing money from juwee

Some people can not handle the Dennys

but I can

Ｈｅｌｌｏ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ　ｏｆ　ＰｒｏｎＨｕｂ™　ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　 ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　ｉｎ　ｆｏｒ　1862　ｗｅｅｋｓ，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ　 ｉｓ　ｏｋａｙ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ’ｖｅ　ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａ　ｌｉｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｖｉｄｅｏｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｒｉｔｅ　 ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ　（Juwee's grandma）．　Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ!

so hawkeye from the eyes of hawks?

No Im Hawkeye from M*A*S*H*

are you the hawkeye from the avengers?

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Anbu black ops, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The hidden sound village. and I have over 1 kill I am trained in penis tickling and I’m the top ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the entire Idiot armyYou are nothing to me but just another little wolfy. I will wipe your ♥♥♥ off juwee's face with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with raping billy Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sam's across the Canadian rice fields and your ♥♥♥♥ is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your hentai collection. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rape you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bodypillow of akame