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68 people found this review helpful
111 people found this review funny
69.1 hrs on record (41.3 hrs at review time)
I ran around an enemy base in a cardboard box while Take on Me played in the background.

10/10
Posted 5 September, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
27.3 hrs on record (19.6 hrs at review time)
0/10 no male strippers
Posted 23 April, 2015.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
61.4 hrs on record (49.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
EDIT for content update 1

Not much has actually changed in terms of balancing and bug fixes, but don't worry because we have even more skins!! Oh, and a new dinosaur which is admittedly better balanced than anything else in the game. The biggest thing here, though is the new game mode: survival. Works just like any other horde game except the AI is probably the stupidest I have ever encountered in any game. The bosses are a joke, raptor comes in gets shot once, and runs away, Acro is ridiculously easy to confuse. You can upgrade health, damage, and movement speed only once in your entire run and it gets very boring very quickly...no wonder nobody has made it past wave 25.

Oh, and also the most recent update fixing bugs just broke it even more to the point were it is literally impossible to play. You enter the game on wave 1 with dinos running around and even on an empty server must wait for the wave to end - yeah, good luck lol.

I honestly didn't think this game could get worse than it was, but yet again, the devs have proved me wrong. GG.

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The only good thing about this game is possibly the loot drops - that's if you can stand to play it for more than 5 mins. In my opinion, the whole thing has been handled terribly and after more than a year we still don't have a working/balanced game. Probably not going to return to how primal carnage once was which is disappointing. Can't honestly see the game ever being good again but who knows? Let's hope the devs prove me wrong ;)

As it stands, don't waste the money, definitely don't pay full price.
Posted 12 January, 2015. Last edited 29 June, 2015.
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