Guarding banana with Ronnie - can't lose.

i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

Sei nicht BOSE!

"What do I have planned for Christmas Eve? Me, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pasta, and beef jerky for desert."

"Hey Mike, what should we do with this hot tub?"
Mike: "Oh who gives a ♥♥♥♥ just pull the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing out and get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rid of it!"

"I'd like to be a goblin."
"Nope, can't do that."
"Can I be a gnome"?
"Nope."
"What can I be?"
"You're a dwarf."

*Uninstalls League of Legends*
Whisper from Riot Games: We'll see how long this lasts...

*dies first blood*
Talrune: "I don't understand this game man... it literally makes no sense..."
*dies again*
Talrune: "RIOT? What is that coding?! Are you serious right now?!"
*dies again*
A Summoner has Disconnected

"Wow!"

Roono: "Yeah chase him Ecki! I'm right behind you. I got your back! We're in this together."
Ecki: "I'm chasing him! We're gonna get him! Oh ♥♥♥♥ I'm getting shot at! Back me up! I'M DEAD!!! WHERE ARE YOU?"
Roono: "Hmm? I'm getting ammo."

"♥♥♥♥ it! I'm dropping out of Uni. And while I'm at it, I'm going to move to South Korea so I can live like a King! Think about it... $1000 Canadian is over 8 MILLION over there!"

Too rust-y to play anything else

"You have to educate the morons"

"HELP ME. WHAT ARE YOU ALL STANDING THERE FOR? GO KILL THEM! Thank you Ecki!"

"This man's stock is growing faster than Amazon!"

"Screencheat is a great game, and it's a good destresser!"

A short time after feeding: "I'm sorry Ecki, we're just not compatible... we can't play together."
The next day: "Ecki please carry me! Pleeeease! I have to hit Gold so I can retire!"

R.I.P Pink Poodle ~2011

"ECKI! I said go IN, why are you farming golems?!"

"Look at me, I think I'm the Lich King - woooo"

Meanwhile in AoE2...
R00n: I'll control the economy
Ecki: What do I do?
R00n: You control the scout

Talrune: Ecki you suck at AoE!

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this is one non-believing mofo

didn't expect this guy to by so short irl, lol

dodgy

Time for my monthly comment!!!

This old man never gives up.

This guy's most played steam game: commenting on my profile

y u heff to comment on my profile. dis is a warneeng, don't do it agin

Awesome cs go player !

BOSSEEE!